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Smeeze Clown

noun-

A dirty girl.

One whose intake of man parts exceeds normal expectations.

A.K.A. - Huge Slut
created by Steve M.
Yo that girl i took home last night was a real smeeze clown.

Dude check out that smeeze clown on the corner over there, I can't believe how slutty she is.
by Joefigg May 5, 2010
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Clown's Kiss

When you go down on a bitch when she's in full menstruation. Your face is clown red after the bloody cunnilingus, thus you've kissed the clown - "Clown's Kiss"

Originating somewhere in latin america (viral vid) translated from "el beso del payaso"
1. Damn man brah, did you bite your lip, or did you just kiss the clown?

2. I inadvertantly gave my bitch a clown's kiss, had no clue she was surfing the satanic wave!
by PapiAlbatroz March 29, 2015
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clown map

A map used as a graphic, typically for some sort of publication or academic article, that displays such a ridiculous amount of information the color key for the map makes it look like a clown.
Holy crap, who turned in this assignment for a clown map?
by HiggiD January 15, 2010
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Swagg Clown

1) To Make Fun Of Someones So-Called "Swagger"

2) Also Can Be Used To Exclaim Something
1) Looking At Facebook/Myspace Picture Damn This Guy Is A Poser Swagg Clown Mode Look @ Me I'm So Cool Because I'm Wearing Aeropostale Shirt With Sunglasses

Oh Look At Me I'm So Cool Because I'm Taking A Picture In A Mirror So You Can See The Camera ... Ect

2)Teacher: Shut Up John Looking Like Dave Chapple

You: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Swaggg Clown :D
by Oranges19601 March 9, 2011
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Clown bong

A whipped cream charger used for consuming nitrous oxide
"Did you catch Tipper's set?"
"Nah brah, I had a date with the clown bong in my tent"
by Blurpblorp May 12, 2020
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class clown

the one kid in your class who makes the lesson remotely entertaining
by AlgoMarblerYT September 10, 2023
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clown dress

That loud, obnoxious and somewhat scary dress your least favorite aunt wears to the family brunch.
Aunt Lillian wore her clown dress again to brunch! What was she thinking?
by JD_Ripper April 7, 2023
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