closet lesbian

A blatant lesbian who just won't admit it to themselves

Mr Evans: Hey has julia come out as a lesbian yet?

Mr Horgan: Nah she's still a closet lesbian

by Cammy Jonnesss January 25, 2011

Closet Nerd

Any person seen as cool and hip by his/her peers but secretly enjoys doing nerdy things that "cool" people frown upon.

Person 1>Man, that guy is so freakin cool.
Person 2>He's a closet nerd, he plays D&D and MTG with my friends and me every weekend.
Person 1>No way...

by Conar101 November 12, 2005

Closet Gay

A homosexual guy, preferably in highschool or college who is gay but keeps his sexuality a secret. A closet gay can be ANYONE. I know guys from highschool who only talked about tits and ass, yet now they're out as gay.

The closet part comes from coming out as gay, vice versa if you haven't came out you're still in the closet.

Has John ever dated a chick? I think he might be a closet gay.

by VerusVissum February 17, 2015

fc closer

a meme for the twitch streamer FrostedGH

FC stands for "Full Combo"

Closer is the easiest song on expert difficulty in GH3, so players new to expert would "brag" that they FC'ed Closer.
The irony of this statement was not lost on many, so it became a meme.

A: Dude! I just FC'ed Jordan! It was so difficult!

B: fc closer lul

by Matt_Money April 30, 2019

going into the closet

When an openly gay or lesbian person gets so sick of attention-whoring homosexuals that they decide to become straight.

Gay person: "As much as I support equality for homosexuals, I'm so sick of gay people asking for more than they deserve. I'm going into the closet."

by Murder Mike December 14, 2010

choseborger

A Kid that is freaking HUGE! He eats hotpockets Everyday and mostly everything in the household, gets pissed at games and cusses at them. Also trys to make love with his own dog.

Dont let a choseborger into your resuraunt.

well dont let him anywere near food.

by wat the effffffffffff March 2, 2009

Closet romantic

Someone who pretends to hate romance and all things romantic. Usually seen as someone who's very mean and/or agressive. romance

Shandy seemed like a complete bitch on the outside, but she was secretly a closet romantic.

by Kris Y. March 31, 2008