Christian=Polneysian Virgin
by Yourpall,pall July 30, 2018
Get the Christianmug. The kind of kid who reached his athletic peak in elementary school, plays baseball, and now is 1st in the lineup in middle/high school because he's the coaches son. He also pitches, throwing hard and innacurate. He's put on a little weight since fifth grade so he cant really run. He just strikes out and throws a fit in the dugout. Nobody on the baseball team likes Christian.
by NCBuckets January 17, 2018
Get the Christianmug. damn christian u winin
by china man chris May 16, 2018
Get the christianmug. Very sweet at first but once u know him, he might be a little different. very nice and caring to females and has crushes very fast. He likes multiple girls at the same time. even while he is dating a girl, he might say he doesn't like anyone else but he still has crushes while dating the girl. His girlfriend is very lucky but the sad thing is, he might lose feelings fast. after a breakup he might get into another relationship very quickly. A**hole!!! Even though he promised to be friends after a break up he will completely make u feel bad about the break up. he will come sit near you and talk to everyone but u. u feel feel like he is ignoring you on purpose. he is also very cute and many girls like him. Especially Angelique. but he is a very good secret keeper and may keep your secrets for you.
girl#1: Omg!! Christian is such an A**hole!! he lost feelings for Angelique soo fast!!She broke up with him cuz she knew he was losing feelings!!!
Norma: Well, that means i can get him now:)
Norma: Well, that means i can get him now:)
by #someonewhoknowsallthedrama!!! May 11, 2019
Get the christianmug. When you see him, you will find yourself running for your life as he is very, very ugly. He is also very, very stupid so you may find him asking you for answers. If you see this person, immediately run for your life!
An example of what a Christian would say during a verbal fight: “OH YEAH EGGHEAD MOTHERTRUCKER!?” And ladies and gentlemen, that is a Christian. It does not take long to see the signs.
by jiminie_pabobts January 3, 2019
Get the Christianmug. A kid who’s tried their best, being the nicest person he could be on the outside, funny not so smart but he’s getting there... then the inside he’s been shadowing this for his whole life trying to cover it up, he’s been made fun of told he was a disgrace, wishes he could never be here but he decides to cover it up, and not ruin your day... in the end he is all alone
“Hey you know that kid Christian?” “Yeah he seems super nice” “he is but he’s actually been going through some shit he seems to be torturing himself ...”
by Røckfish Sålåde February 25, 2019
Get the Christianmug. Christian is the red haired, overweight kid across your street who constantly taunts and teases you. He's the kid that bullies you to the extent where you'll quit a sport. The weird thing about Christian is you can beat him in a fight but you choose not to because you know he'll run to his equally and if not more overweight mom and tell. That's a christian, not some nice kid like these other sheeple think. Or he could be a cool highschooler who plays basketball either or
by Stanleegon November 17, 2018
Get the Christianmug.