chemical compromise

A person who doesn't give up chemicals completely.

I only paint my pinky finger nail to limit my chemical exposure to my body.

In choosing to only paint one finger (pinky) on each hand, I have made a chemical compromise.

by MadonnaKoryn November 18, 2010

Chemicaler

A person completely obsessed with the rock band My Chemical Romance, knowing most of their lyrics, lots of thins about them, the full names of all the band members and other projects they have, when will they do a show, secrets about their childhood, etc.

Example Nº 1:

A: *walking down the street when hears "Dead!"* OOOOH MY GOD OH GEEZ, OH MY GERARD, DEAD! I LOVE THAT SONG!! *starts singing it*

B: damn you're such a chemicaler....

Example Nº 2:

A: What's your favorite MCR member?

B: Frank....no, wait, Mikey...No wait WAIT Ray!! GEEZ I can't choose one of them, are you out of your mind?

Not the best examples, but well........I'm a chemicaler XDDD

by ParawhoreChemicaler November 26, 2011

chemicalized

When players get demolished by chemicals

The players got chemicalized in the game

by Poppoppoooo June 25, 2016

chemical warfare

a person's breath after using Meth.

his friend could tell he was using Meth by the chemical warfare emitting from his mouth.

by sercybrownstrange April 9, 2017

chemical whorefare

Perfume, aftershave, pheromone-colognes., etc, dat "loose" humans use to hopefully "fight a better battle" in their quest for succulent sweetmeat. And yes, sometimes this practice can indeed allow you to "score" more readily, but da problem is dat you may then rely too heavily on da essential oils to maintain a gal's interest, without expending enough time/effort to actually charm her personally, i.e., to demonstrate to her how truly likeable you are on da inside. And so as a result, even though you may indeed initially "win da battle" by enticing a cutie-chick into your bed with da wonderful sensual aromas dat you'd slathered on yourself, you may still stand a good chance of "losing da war" --- after da gal's heady essential-oils high wears off, she may just slump glumly on da edge of your bed for a while to think things over, and then --- still unaware of your good/redeeming qualities because you have simply not yet given her a proper chance to truly get to know you --- just quietly slip out your door again.

In the classic “taking advantage of the priest’s ‘privileged’ knowledge about his congregation” joke, Little Tommy Shaughnessy --- in an effort to improve his currently-bleak prospects of getting laid, but not wishing to resort to chemical whorefare --- made a phony “sin of the flesh” admission at confessional, thereby tricking Father John into unwittingly revealing to Tommy the names of the “loosest” local hussies and thus letting him know which girls he’d have the best chances with.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

Chemical anth

A perverted man who spikes women's drinks on a night out. Chemical Anth will also rape you and your dog whilst he finds something to drink. He will drink anything. For example bleach.

Woke up in my house and all my cleaning products are empty. Looks like you've been chemical anthed

by Jim jam July 6, 2019

Comically

Often used to describe something sop ridiculous or bizarre, it's funny.

"It is useless to pretend as if you have not partaken of the comically large jar of sugar."

by TheWordKing February 22, 2021