My Chemical Romance

Daily Mail's worst fear. Also the band that saved my life.

{in a strip club}
Guy 1: Is that...My Chemical Romance?
Guy 2: Gah! The emo band! Cover your ears!
Guy 1: Dude...they're just a band...it's not gonna-
Guy 2: COVER YOUR EARS, JARROD!!
Guy 1: You do realize that not only does Gerard Way deny the emo label, but that also MCR has saved tons of kids from killing themselves, right? I–
Guy 2, furious: COVER YOUR GODDAMN EARS, JARROD!
Guy 1: I guess all that Daily Mail got in your head.
{a bouncer proceeds to take Guy 2 out}

by 7568ino October 21, 2023

My chemical romance

A whole lot of gay.

"hey Larry! What is my chemical romance?"

"a whole lot of gay Jack."

by Emoskeletongloves October 28, 2020

My chemical romance

A whole lot of gay.

"hey Larry! What is my chemical romance?"

"a whole lot of gay Jack."

by Emoskeletongloves October 28, 2020

pete wentz from my chemical romance

the lead vocalist of the band twenty one pilots

"Hey i'm Pete wentz from my chemical romance"

by eatpant420 November 14, 2018

Dow chemical company

Multi-facted arsenal of love and protection from quantum entanglement.

I'm so glad that dow chemical company exists to protect humanity.

by Zandroid August 20, 2017

Chemical anth

A perverted man who spikes women's drinks on a night out. Chemical Anth will also rape you and your dog whilst he finds something to drink. He will drink anything. For example bleach.

Woke up in my house and all my cleaning products are empty. Looks like you've been chemical anthed

by Jim jam July 06, 2019

get chemical

to be high on prescription drugs as a recreational habit or addiction.

"I scored some perc and am going to get chemical."

"I've never seen someone so chemical."

or to determine the cause of strange behavior

"Dude, are you chemical?" as opposed to drunk or mental

by PaluKenu69 July 10, 2010