Jock Check

Jock Check is something most sports players would know.
It is an action in which at a practice or a game, one player yells “Jock check!!” And then proceeds to punch their teammate is the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock.

If the player is wearing one, they are fine.
If the player isn’t wearing one, no more kids.

Timmy: “JOCK CHECK!!!!” *punches Jaun in the sack*
John: “BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *giggles and turns towards the camera* “That’s why u shouldn’t forget your jock”

by Timmy John james March 16, 2020

Brokeback Check

A test done to check whether someone claiming to go fishing has actually gone fishing or if they are having an illicit gay love affair. Simply place a note on the end of their fishing pole asking them to bring back some fish. If they do, the test is negative. If the note is still there at the end of the trip, it is positive. They've been to Brokeback.

"Hey, Dad's been going fishing a lot lately with his friend from work. Do you think something's going on?"

"I don't know. Better do a Brokeback Check."

by L & S January 4, 2009

checking for ghosts

When you fart and you hear a cough you know there are ghosts! So every time you fart you’re just checking for ghosts.

Did you just fart?
No, I was checking for ghosts.

by Muskrat82 May 9, 2022

juicy checks

He got the juice and money

He gonna take your bitch by just looking at her because he have the sauce key juicy checks

by Juicy checks June 19, 2017

Pussy check

The act of throwing a punch to the balls of someone to check if he has a pussy, usually done when somebody acts like a women (or a pussy).

Moin backed off from tonight's plan, I think he needs a pussy check

by JJXT7 October 24, 2017

retina check

When someone points out a wrong color, your are granted the power to check their retina. By doing this, you pull out their eyes, and check their retina. If you pass, the eyes are put back in. If you fail, your eyes get mauled by a baseball bat.

John : Nice purple sweatpants.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.

by mrretina February 1, 2020

Cake Check

It is when you grab/slap someone’s ass or their “cake”

I cake checked her so hard

by Cakechecker February 11, 2020