coochie check

When you use your coochie to get men to buy goods and services for you.

Alicia tried to buy herself a car with a coochie check and it bounced.

by catlady70 November 24, 2015

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the Banana Check

The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.

Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.

by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020

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check the statistics

Look at your money, then look at my money

I have more money than you check the statistics

by YaTmull January 26, 2018

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check in with the chancellor

To act of advising your spouse or significant other about an event in which you wish to participate in that may be frowned upon. This person, "the chancellor" is able to veto the activity if and when they deem necessary, which is usually always.

"You wanna play cards with us tonight?"
"Yah, but I just have to check in with the chancellor first!"

by shadejack August 05, 2009

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