Chav cut off from the social after conviction for theft or looting; alt: chav who can't afford the cell phone bill, but carries one anyway about pretending to talk to his non-existent crew.
by owngoal October 17, 2011
Get the chav-not mug.annoying idiots who think they're really cool and intimidating, but just look like knobheads. they like to refer to their friends as dickheads. females are typically very orange, after using too much fake tan. the fake tan will also be very splotchy. massive hoops are a major must have. males wear grey trakkies with manky spray that they think smells really good, but it really doesnt. all chavs like to wear socks and sliders. they hang around McDonalds, and are most likely to be shouting and swearing all the time.
chav: oioi dickhead!
person 1: who tf is that
person 2: just the chavs over the road.
person 1: they look like knobheads
person 2: chavs are so annyoing
person 1: who tf is that
person 2: just the chavs over the road.
person 1: they look like knobheads
person 2: chavs are so annyoing
by imnotatory January 13, 2020
Get the chav mug.Put simply, it stands for council house and violence. A police term for the ones who they had to deal with the most.
They have some form of income, but it's small. This is amplified from the benefits they're entitled to.
Usually seen driving a small hatchback, they are usually doing whatever they can do to up their money count to spend on the latest Adidas or Reebok tracksuit.
Some chavs evolve into what is known as an MC, where they can somehow get paid for speaking English only chavs can understand.
Speaking of the language, they seem to have created their own form of English that they use mainly. At a slow speed, this is actually able to be heard by regular people. To prevent normies from snooping in on their conversations, they speak much faster.
The culture of the chav has revolved around stores such as Sports Direct and JD. Usually seen wearing cheap tracksuits while listening to the superior MC's, such as Smally, Rockeye and Impulse. On average, a chav knows of 25 MC's. They are known to also consume large amount of alcohol, which they got in a multipack because it was cheaper. They also often smoke cigarettes that have been imported.
When not drinking or smoking or impregnating women, they can either be seen outside McDonalds, cheap burger vans, Tesco or anywhere that sells cheap meals. If they're lucky, they can get a minimum wage job.
An advantage of how they speak is that they can somehow understand Middle English better.
They have some form of income, but it's small. This is amplified from the benefits they're entitled to.
Usually seen driving a small hatchback, they are usually doing whatever they can do to up their money count to spend on the latest Adidas or Reebok tracksuit.
Some chavs evolve into what is known as an MC, where they can somehow get paid for speaking English only chavs can understand.
Speaking of the language, they seem to have created their own form of English that they use mainly. At a slow speed, this is actually able to be heard by regular people. To prevent normies from snooping in on their conversations, they speak much faster.
The culture of the chav has revolved around stores such as Sports Direct and JD. Usually seen wearing cheap tracksuits while listening to the superior MC's, such as Smally, Rockeye and Impulse. On average, a chav knows of 25 MC's. They are known to also consume large amount of alcohol, which they got in a multipack because it was cheaper. They also often smoke cigarettes that have been imported.
When not drinking or smoking or impregnating women, they can either be seen outside McDonalds, cheap burger vans, Tesco or anywhere that sells cheap meals. If they're lucky, they can get a minimum wage job.
An advantage of how they speak is that they can somehow understand Middle English better.
Chavs are the lowest of the low in terms of the current human.
Typical chav quotes:
"Fuck you mate"
"Oi ya 'nob'ead"
"I'll pick ya up and fuck at maccies"
Typical chav quotes:
"Fuck you mate"
"Oi ya 'nob'ead"
"I'll pick ya up and fuck at maccies"
by WhyDoTheseExistNow May 30, 2020
Get the chav mug.“Someone with an exceedingly gorgeous external appearance, with a heart of gold, sweet as can be forgiving nature, whos eyes sparkle, and whos smile lights up a room, something that leaves you in awe and wonder reminding you of pure and utter perfection.”
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by Lady_QUEEN June 1, 2020
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•Needs serious dental work
•Listens to M to the B and faif in me
•Probably drives an Acura
•Needs serious dental work
•Listens to M to the B and faif in me
•Probably drives an Acura
by Okurrking July 29, 2020
Get the Chav mug.a youthful youth, generally found in a council flat..or his ennddzz. you will never find one without his hood..a chav is naked with his hood
duuude did you see that chav back there?
yeahh man he looked like he was raping that child!
oi breh, that nigga back there called us a chav!
eeh lets murk that dick
yeahh man he looked like he was raping that child!
oi breh, that nigga back there called us a chav!
eeh lets murk that dick
by wmweol May 19, 2009
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"init lykkk!"
"we iz such a chav."
"gimmme some drugz yee? i 'av run out."
"wow, look at how cool those people are! they must be charlotte & lila!"
"init lykkk!"
"we iz such a chav."
"gimmme some drugz yee? i 'av run out."
"wow, look at how cool those people are! they must be charlotte & lila!"
by henriksennnn. April 28, 2010
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