Catholic Loophole

The act of preserving a woman's virginity by having anal sex instead of vaginal sex, therefore letting the woman remain a virgin.

"Last night, we practiced the Catholic Loophole because my girlfriend wanted to wait before he had vaginal sex."

by Bluntzilla7414 February 3, 2013

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Red Bank Catholic High School

Mr. Ross is a fat Cunt who gets fucked by a strap on by his Chinese wife after she makes him chicken vindaloo. He has saggier titties than my 90 year old Grandma. Anyways boys like it up for more definitions

Sincerely, Mr. Ross's Chinese Children

Mr Ross works at Red Bank Catholic High School to feed his Chinese children who eat dog

by Mr. Ross’ Chinese children September 16, 2019

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Catholic vasectomy

(n.) 1. A complex non-procedure in which a wife withholds sex from her husband after the couple decided to stop having children, thus negating the need for the husband to get an actual vasectomy. 2. The most effective form of birth control ever conceived by (wo)man.

Q: Hey, man, did you get snipped?
A: Nah, my wife gave me a Catholic vasectomy instead.

by Snark Chariot September 13, 2014

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cathacks

1. Thank you. Backformed slang from adding vowels to the Internet abbreviation KTHX, or "ok, thanks."

Thus far, observed as spoken slang only, although given the ironic usage of "kthx" in the first place, it may not be long before someone sweeps it back up into their chatspeak as part of the Internet's continuing dumbassification.

"I'm going to go clean the litterbox."
"Cathacks!"

by TBR February 12, 2005

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