booty blessed

When the ass is so big, it HAS to be from God himself

Damn! Did you see Kaitlynn today? She's booty blessed!!!!

by diary of a mad white woman February 15, 2017

Post-Wank Blues

The intense feeling of shame and loneliness one feels after a hefty wanking session. Tends to be at its worst if the act has been committed in the middle of the day on a weekday, when how pathetic your life is really hits you.

Jeff: Yhhh man i had a serious case of the post-wank blues yesterday, it dawned on me that i should have a job and not be wanking over midget porn

Steve: I know your pain man

by The monkeymon August 25, 2013

Good morning and God bless

A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.

“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”

“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”

“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”

by Benis_Man69 May 22, 2018

bless me

To show some one Nudes

Ayy jenna u should bless me tonight

by http.yvnge November 12, 2014

BLESS YOUR CLITORIS

To be grateful of something/someone

Oh Mary, you shouldn't have gone to the trouble, bless your clitoris dear girl

by Joey February 15, 2005

blesh

when two people, while tripping on psychedelics, see and feel the same thing at the same time, and see the other person experiencing that same thing.

dude, when we were tripping last night, we totally bleshed.

by alixbizzle November 2, 2010

Bless you?

When someone says something so crazy it basically sounds like they are sneezing, so your only response is bless you?

Haley: “Yo that dude is so hot I’d let him fuck me with a tooth brush while a handstand”
Me: “Bless you?”

by Heheomgweed October 9, 2019