Britney spears

If you were Kevin Federline, would you really want the kind of fame or celebrity that comes from being with Britney Spears? That's like being one of the in crowd if the in crowd is the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, or New Kids on the Block. Why not get a Mickey Mouse tattoo so nobody will mess with you, to represent your membership in the Mickey Mouse Club.

The guy joined a gang called the looney tunes that smashed people's heads with anvils or pianos if they didnt have their money, and he did it all to impress Britney Spears, because if she thought he was nobody without her, it was a fact because what she thought was that much more important than what anyone else thought about anything.

by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020

Having a Britney Spears

Making drastic esthetical changes to your appearance after a traumatic and/or painful event

"what did Fabio do?"

"His girlfriend left him so he got a giant tattoo of a dragon on his back"

"He sure is having a Britney Spears"
"Yeah"

by Petomarzo November 6, 2020

straw britney

its actually strawberry, but autocorrecting fuckin ur shit up

Ocean: wait guys im eating straw britneys
Ocean: HOLY SHIT I MEANT strawberries

by meme4567e36 October 27, 2017

Britneyed

A sexual act, in which you shave your respective partners head then ejaculate and rub it into the scalp. Meanwhile saying "Its Britney Bitch".

I picked this chick up off tinder, and she got Britneyed by me. She had no idea what she agreed too.

by Britneyed June 15, 2017

britney and aj

Britney And Aj are meant to live a long life together have kids and watch their kids grow up. they will have a healthy relationship together.

Girl 1: I wish me and my bf was that good of a couple.

Guy 1: That Won't happen because were not Britney And Aj.

Britney And Aj

by Coleman, Britney💖💖 November 13, 2017

a-britney

To stimulate oneself while your shirt is tied in a Britney spears 'hit me baby' knot.

Dude : Thank god i was doing a-britney and not a-miley as my house mates came home mid flow.

Guy: Pheww , altho if you can't undo the knot in time i think it looks worse.

by chrysalis90 May 13, 2016

Britney

One of the more incredibly people you’ll ever meet. She has been through a lot, but is still here standing today. Britney’s usually always know what to say to make your day. The prettiest thing about her is her amazing smile and laugh because it has the ability to make everybody in the room feel a little lighter and happier. If you have a Britney, you better know how lucky you are because they are hard to find. You ether cherish her with your whole heart, she deserves the world. I love you Britney :))

“Britney is such an amazing friend, she always listens.”

by urmumlol November 22, 2021