Girlfriend: Why do I even bother going out with you? You're always late, you annoy the living hell out of me, you're arro--
Boyfriend: *presents a rose*
Girlfriend: --Awwwww.
Boyfriend: *presents a rose*
Girlfriend: --Awwwww.
by Swolfe.M January 20, 2009
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Tim: "Did you know that Chris has a Master's Degree in Metallurgy?"
Dennis: "That is some Boyle Shit! He also said that he got it from a community college that doesn't have anything to do with metallurgy and only offers associates degrees."
Dennis: "That is some Boyle Shit! He also said that he got it from a community college that doesn't have anything to do with metallurgy and only offers associates degrees."
by the bluemeanie December 22, 2008
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Get the boyfriend-snatcher mug.Dude2:Dudeeee...that jacket is too big for you.
Dude1; know right man I couldn't find a smaller size
Dude2:Haha...what do you mean you couldn't find it in a smaller size, maybe you should give that boyfriend jacket back to your boyfriend
Dude1: shut up before I kill you
Dude1; know right man I couldn't find a smaller size
Dude2:Haha...what do you mean you couldn't find it in a smaller size, maybe you should give that boyfriend jacket back to your boyfriend
Dude1: shut up before I kill you
by NadnerbNad2 October 6, 2017
Get the Boyfriend Jacket mug.A boyfriend is that one guy that loves you and is there for you no matter what. That one guy that shows you off and is proud to have you as his girl. A man that will give you gifts for no reason and writing you paragraph just because he loves you. A guy that will never give you up.
My boyfriend is the best!
by Mirandaxx1 November 23, 2018
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Or when you fry a boy.
OR you’re assuming the gender of a french fry.
Or when you fry a boy.
OR you’re assuming the gender of a french fry.
by I’m not telling you my name March 18, 2019
Get the boyfried mug.1. a boyfriend who is alot older than you, but not quite old enough to be your dad
e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old
2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle
3. The male version of a cougar
e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old
2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle
3. The male version of a cougar
"No way ... That's her boyfriend? I thought he was her uncle"
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'
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