water bottled

The shock one gets when they take a huge drink of what they think is water only to find out its Vodka ( or some other clear alcohol)

What the fuck that defiantly was not water I just got water bottled

by blonde bomber September 9, 2011

bottle capping

When you stick your finger in a girls poon hole and pull it out fast to make a popping noise.

"I was bottle capping with this girl last night."

by Spanky November 3, 2003

"bottling the eggs"

An old southern term used by lawyers to express the fact that they are "putting all the pieces together" of an argument. Synonym: Connecting the dots.

A: So, Mr. Feigelson, your testimony that Dylan is a tool is based on, 1) that he doesn't tuck in his shirts, 2) that he uses the term, "ex-squeeze me," and 3) that he always invents facts.

B: Objection your Honor, Mr. Strunk is asking a compound question.

A: Your honor, I'm just "bottling the eggs"

Judge: Go right on ahead Counsel Strunk! You're exactly right! You ARE bottling eggs!

by Strunkmeister January 2, 2009

Genie in a bottle

An ailment that effects the inner psycho of a woman when exposed to alcohol, causing episodes of hysteria.

"We went for drinks last night and Heather was a straight up genie in a bottle, throwing her phone at her boyfriend and sobbing to the bartender."

by Unenthusiastic Owl July 18, 2020

Bottle Fart

The unpleasant sputtering sounds created by a bottle that has nearly emptied its contents.

*bottle fart* "Are you kidding me?"

"What?"

"You just used up the last of my K-Y, motherf***er!"

by Austin H. June 17, 2008

Bottle-necking

When a male/female stands up straight and tilts their neck back, allowing their partner to sit on face whilst making love. The male/female on bottom may stick tongue up ass and or vagina, as well suck on balls, making for a pleasurable experience for the one on top. In addition, the one on bottom may also hold the thighs of their partner, relieving some stress on their neck if they are not strong enough to hold them without the support.

"We tried bottle-necking last night, now my neck is super sore!"
"Damn! I gotta do that too!"

by The Fire Dragon June 26, 2016

Water Bottle

Used as a name for a vape when family are around

Jake:Hey mate can I borrow your water bottle ?
Adam: yeah sure ( gives him the vape)

by Smdplz October 19, 2019