water bottled

The shock one gets when they take a huge drink of what they think is water only to find out its Vodka ( or some other clear alcohol)

What the fuck that defiantly was not water I just got water bottled

by blonde bomber September 9, 2011

bottle capping

When you stick your finger in a girls poon hole and pull it out fast to make a popping noise.

"I was bottle capping with this girl last night."

by Spanky November 3, 2003

"bottling the eggs"

An old southern term used by lawyers to express the fact that they are "putting all the pieces together" of an argument. Synonym: Connecting the dots.

A: So, Mr. Feigelson, your testimony that Dylan is a tool is based on, 1) that he doesn't tuck in his shirts, 2) that he uses the term, "ex-squeeze me," and 3) that he always invents facts.

B: Objection your Honor, Mr. Strunk is asking a compound question.

A: Your honor, I'm just "bottling the eggs"

Judge: Go right on ahead Counsel Strunk! You're exactly right! You ARE bottling eggs!

by Strunkmeister January 2, 2009

Genie in a bottle

An ailment that effects the inner psycho of a woman when exposed to alcohol, causing episodes of hysteria.

"We went for drinks last night and Heather was a straight up genie in a bottle, throwing her phone at her boyfriend and sobbing to the bartender."

by Unenthusiastic Owl July 18, 2020

Bottle Fart

The unpleasant sputtering sounds created by a bottle that has nearly emptied its contents.

*bottle fart* "Are you kidding me?"

"What?"

"You just used up the last of my K-Y, motherf***er!"

by Austin H. June 17, 2008

Water Bottle

Used as a name for a vape when family are around

Jake:Hey mate can I borrow your water bottle ?
Adam: yeah sure ( gives him the vape)

by Smdplz October 19, 2019

The spit bottle

When a woman opens her legs while getting anal sex and the man pulls out and cums in her side open vagina with his penis

Bro I just gave Marie the spit bottle

by Xoljk32323 November 25, 2017