She's a Bog

A term used to describe the appearance of a less than desirable woman.

"Oi mate you see that bird over there.. she's a bog"

by Madman Opus October 30, 2014

Bog Fog

Fogging up the toilet with gassy poo

"Bloody hell Margaret! Why'd you leave bog fog in the toilet?! It's stinking up the bathroom!"

by H4XOR13 November 17, 2022

Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.

"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"

by Luckiii November 5, 2011

bog

a beautiful playlist

lets listen to this bog

by bogggerissobog October 31, 2023

Bog the Donkey

To penetrate your lover in the poop shoot for the purposes of riding the Cadbury canal.

Go easy on the kebabs my live. Time to run on up to the bedroom there Camilla. I'm in the mood to bog the donkey.

by Deathbystereo667 November 5, 2023

bog

Someone who makes hella random and exaggerated, often swamp-like bodily noises

This bog won’t stop burping.

by ladyscribe December 27, 2024

bog-like circus

any set of circumstances that impedes the employment of a player (chief. Brazilian) by Middlesbrough Football Club.

I like the reference to "Peat Bog" -- excellent description for the bog-like circus this has turned into.

by Brick_Tamland January 23, 2008