Bloop

Noun: Poop with Blood
Verb: Pooping blood.

Verb:

How did he not know he had a gastrointestinal bleed? He blooped for days.

Noun:

Who left bloop in the toilet?

by josueFL October 21, 2020

blomph

A deflated expression of sadness.

COVID canceled my travel plans. Blomph.

by Edgemonk November 19, 2020

Blopie

When a man is dropping a deuce, reading the paper, and getting fellated simultaneously.

Mike: Yesterday was epic!

Grant: Go on Monte....

Norm: Monte must’ve gotten a blopie!

Grant: I wouldn’t be so sure....

Mike: Oh, I’m sure!

by Brothaontheinside March 12, 2021

Bloopie

The act of queefing menstrual blood into one man's mouth while pooping into another man's mouth

She gives a good bloopie

by XxrainbowXkissXx March 13, 2021

Blopie

It’s when a man is getting fellatio while reading the paper and dropping a deuce.

Mike: Last night I got a sweet blopie!

Grant: Your joking.

Mike: Swear to God mi amigo.

Norm: I told you she was cool.

Grant: I’ll say!

Mike: Yup.

by Brothaontheinside March 15, 2021

bloop

Is a word to use when not knowing what to say, or when being asked a question you don't know the answer too. A word with no true meaning so can be interpreted however you want.

Jimmy: "Will you marry me?"
Charles: "bloop"

by josiahaha April 25, 2021

Bloop

Androgynous action word

I was just blooping around.

Let me just bloop this right in here.

by WeBoe April 26, 2021