blonde

Let's talk about Hillary Duff and Britney Spears.

They are both stupid AND are blondes. 80% of blondes in USA are stupid. They have more fun because they study less, which means more work in the future.
FUCK YOU BLONDES, I DONT CARE IF I'M RACIST SHIT!!!

by realass dude November 3, 2004

blonde moment

when a blonde haired person does something ditzsy,clumsy,stupid,etc.

Wow I just fell on my face!Whoa Im having a blonde moment!!

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

blonde

thought to be stupid by society. In reality, the only blondes I know and have met are all very intelligent. My IQ is 149. My best (blonde) friend's is a 135. I can name nine blondes with IQs above 130, disproving the theory that blondes are more dumb. It's a load of bullshit, people.

(real) Blondes don't neccesarily have more fun. We just have beautiful hair.

by anonymous December 23, 2004

blonde moment

An instant of such complete idiocy that it could only be perpetrated by a blonde.

The entire class froze when the dumb blonde yelled out "Viva Mexico!"

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

blanger

A kind of brazier, worn on the inside of the pants.

John Farmer: Good grief…look at those nuts… I wonder how you manage not stepping on them Jeff?
Jeff Wood: Well I use a blanger of course!
JF: A what? Blanger?
JW: Yeah a blanger…OMG country folk… It’s a kind of bra that I wear on the inside of my pants..a ball hanger FFS….You get it? BALLHANGER…..BLANGER….

by Miltbrann September 13, 2007

Blonde

A Blonde is a person who creates urban dictionary definitions about how despite the misconceptions, Blondes really aren't dumb and ditzy

*Me reading urbandictionary definition of "blonde"*

"Blondes are NOT dumb, blondes can be just as smart and intelligent as brunettes. It can be hurtful to blondes when people assume they are dumb, blonde is a hair color, not a personality trait. Blondes are people too, they have feelings too and get offended when people assume they are dumb."

Me: This definition was definitely written by a Blonde.
Friend: Absolutely, total Blonde move

by YourMotherTribeck May 29, 2013

Blonde

A person who acts really stupid even if they aren't necessarily. Also associated with forgetfulness, ditzy, and bouncy. Can laugh excessively

Jen, you're being such a blonde today!

Jen: hehe, I know! heheheheh!

by megan February 15, 2004