Biff

An expression used by a small indigenous population located in south east of France (more specifically Lyon).
It is commonly used after a really bad or cheesy joke accompanied with a really bizarre hand gesture (sometimes shaking the person while holding his/her shoulders, recurrently blurting "biff").
It is also used as a logical connector between topics during conversations.
Some uses the word to break awkward silence between conversations, or, if the person has nothing else to say.
Some brave adventurers uses the expression in exams or in class during a short moment of silence.
Can be also used to greet people.
Has many variants such as "miff" and "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" (although "brrrrrr" was the original expression that soon evolved into "biff").
The origins of this word is unknown but unverified sources suggest that it was imported from the Polaks.

Victor: A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied "I know you
can't, I've cut your arms off".
Everyone: "Biff!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by CSIFREAKKKKKKKKKKKKKK December 12, 2010

Biff

A socially acceptable way to call someone retarded. Referencing Spina bifida

When that guy lit his fart on fire. That was totally Biff!

by reduxx January 13, 2011

biff

someone you hate very much, they just don't know it.
the opposite of a best friend forever.

oh no here comes the biff. Why doesn't she ever wear a hair tie during races? She is such a freak i hate her so much.

by KAnne123456789 May 3, 2007

Biff

To have sex with someone. The act of biffing, to be or to be biffed.

"I'd really like to biff lucy, she's very fit."

or

"I biffed steve's mum last night!"

by FTH1865 November 11, 2009

biff

noun:

when you hit or threaten to hit someone jokingly.

i'm going to biff you in a minute if you don't shut up

by e'v March 28, 2010

Biffy

Friend With Benefits

Booty Call

Fuck Buddy

I'm about to call my biffy to see if he/she wants to chill

by Kgmthemovement June 4, 2014

Biffo

Lad from Edinburgh now living in Fife who likes to rub his Cock against guys.

He's a weird cunt that Biffo he just rubber his cock against me

by paul January 11, 2004