A form of masturbation involving fingering ones ass hole and extremely runny diarrhea. The act can be extremely loud and messy and for unknown reasons is frowned upon when carried out in public.
After days of eating Taco Bell, Ronald finally had the shits necessary to Ass-Blasterbate to the best of his abilities.
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There was a turdition of turdkey bastering on Holi. Some dimwits used to turdkey baster people on the streets during Holi.
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"The weather is getting nice bro, time to bring out the beater"
"I usually work out in a beater"
"I'm trying to get jacked son, so I can rock a beater this summer and flawse for the mamis."
"I usually work out in a beater"
"I'm trying to get jacked son, so I can rock a beater this summer and flawse for the mamis."
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That wife beater there always brings the best sandwiches to work, his wife isn't a lazy whore like ours are
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