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Baseball card Burden

The state of an adult possessing many thousands of once valuable, now worthless baseball cards. The burden carrier is cursed with holding a sliver of false hope that the cards will one day become worth something. So, the burden carrier must keep them in "mint" condition(not in the attic or basement where space is abundant) No, the burden-afflicted takes-up large amounts of climate-controlled prime closet space with this mass of what amounts to thousands of glossy toilet paper squares. The burden also weighs heavy in domestic squabbles. If your wife asks you why those cards are taking-up half of the closet, you can say nothing. There is no defense. They are the quivalent of a Precious Moments Burden for women.
"I really would like to buy that new coat. But if I do, I will have to get rid of my vacuum cleaner to make space in the closet" "Such is life with the baseball card burden"
by Ace Binkley July 16, 2008
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22nd Base

The point where one fucks life into an inanimate object, and then makes it climax. AKA Frankenfuck
"Have you ever heard a statue moan?"
"Did you get to 22nd Base?"
by jalepino pooper November 10, 2008
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second base

In non perverted terms, the base diagonal from home plate in baseball.
He just ran past second base, and is quickly headed for third.
by Mido-chan June 27, 2007
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baps

Jugs, breasts, hooters, jubblies, big orbs.
"Check Tracey's baps, they're hanging out her dress..."

Wee Scabby - Christmas night out, 2004
by frank pubes February 5, 2005
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Barsexual

College girls who make out with each other at a party for any of the following reasons: (1) They are being hit on by sketchy sketchy men (often stoners or past hook-ups) and they need a cute and permanent exit strategy, (2) the party is lame and they feel the need to entertain, (3) they are very very drunk, (4) they are convinced by horny men with cameras.
*If any of the following situations arise during your own barsexual display, you must either stop and leave the party immediately or enter the witness protection system the next day as those pictures will be going up on facebook whether you like it or not. Try to avoid situations where dirty, horny men are either cheering you on, telling you they don't believe you did it and asking to see it again, are counting the number of seconds you can make out for, or have convinced you that making out with her topless is the only way to do it.
"I was a little confused about those couple incidents at the beginning of the semester. I didn't know if that made me bisexual or just an attention whore. Now I know: I'm just a barsexual"
by i <3 fsc March 31, 2009
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reality-based community

Those who put their trust in the facts, as opposed to those who rely on faith. A senior White House aide spoke derisively of the "reality-based community" to reporter Ron Suskind, and the meme spread rather quickly among those who don't think you can get pregnant from masturbation.
Just about anyone who doesn't like Bush.
by Xyzzy January 18, 2005
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100000th base

When Mars has sex with earth and creates Saturn and the hubble telescope is used as a dildo for the sun
The universe was created by a 100000th base
by The Hybrid Asian February 10, 2014
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