Scott Barton

A man with an extremely large penis. Often gets caught in the car door or revolving door. Likes to fling it in the air like a helicopter.

Wow you have a huge cock, is your name Scott Barton by chance?

by craig eric August 9, 2024

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Jack Barton

A special and rare man who on occasions can be found in a woolies shopping cart in an underpass. Jack Barton also known as J.B uses the sewers as a commute around the city whether it be to a homeless shelter or a females house.

Where's Jack barton?
It's not Jack Barton its J.B

by Fatmongoloid October 29, 2023

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Tonsil Baton

Another word for a man's penis, especially when being sucked.

gave this chick the ol tonsil baton last night and she damn near choked.

by Pimpofallsimps November 30, 2023

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harley benton

Can be a bit hit-and-miss at times, but can make great stuff.

Harley Benton does make some metal machines, especially ones with EMGs. James Hetfield style.

by 7568ino February 23, 2024

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Mischa Barton

A woman who I guess played in The O.C (I never saw it). If you look her up on Google, there is a 50% chance that the photo itself with give you an erection the length of a Greyhound Bus, and a 50% chance you will be turned to stone for eternity after looking into the soulless eyes of that witch.

James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.

Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?

James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.

by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024

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