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Confirmed Bachelor

A man who is exceedingly bad with women, and he doesn't really know why. He just doesn't have what it takes He's a confirmed bachelor (perpetually single, never married, no kids).

In the 50's this was a polite way of calling a man gay pre-sexual-revolution. After 2008 in the world of Tinder, some straight men are also now confirmed bachelors.
Hey man, how old are you?

Him: I'm 28.

Do you have any kids?

Him: Nope.

Married?

Him: no

I'm sorry about that, you're a confirmed bachelor.
by RaijuRainBird February 29, 2020
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sussy baca

A suspect person. Predominantly of the African american race
Look at that sussy baca, I bet he abandoned his children
by Sussybaca1 March 5, 2023
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Bachata

A Spanish word pertaining to over 30's desperate and dateless balls or singles nights for people past there prime.
Sometimes used to describe where music has gone to die.
by Man ningbar March 3, 2010
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Bachelorized

Bachelorizd: A guy who has recently been divorced or separated, having to fend for himself without the help of his wife or partner.
Joe uses the microwave to cook everything now that he is bachelorized.

Since Bill is bachelorized and doesn't know how to do laundry, he wears his underwear inside when he runs out.

John had to hire a maid to find the vacuum cleaner after becoming bachelorized.
by Beatlistic October 1, 2009
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J.S. Bach

a term for anal sex.
Want to have sex? Are you into J.S. Bach?
by bardlehel August 24, 2008
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bach

a very unattractive female; a way to pretend to throw up
"Look at that bach over there."

or

(Ugly girl walks by)
"BACH!!!"
by Kevon T March 29, 2009
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bachankchank

Expressing great frusteration due to the misplacement of an item you need instantly.
Bachankchank where the flip did I leave my sheet music???
by Eggman & Walrus June 5, 2011
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