by Lordpoee March 2, 2004

When a baby is conceived by semen picked up off of the carpet. Often done by the "scooting method" where the male ejaculates onto the carpet and then the female scoots her vagina across the semen-covered area.
Ethan's insecurities arose upon the discovery that he himself was a carpet baby.
Oooo that boy is so fine I’d have his carpet babies!
Oooo that boy is so fine I’d have his carpet babies!
by bobsagetlover1 August 9, 2010

by CeresBrielle March 18, 2009

these are girls that can only be found once in a lifetime and are like rare roses just waiting to be picked up. They are perfect from every angle and are loved with great satisfaction.
by BABY BRY July 16, 2005

by ithildhelma November 28, 2007

by cornandhash February 21, 2011

A president who encourages stalin like tactics against his own people using authoritarian type force on unarmed people to further incite rioting then hides in a bomb proof bunker like a coward.
by LUNCHBOX77 June 5, 2020
