Heavy attack cat

Any harmless housecat weighing over 15 lbs (7 kg). The worst thing a heavy attack cat will ever do to a human being is take a good flying leap and land on them, thus rendering the human temporarily stunned and possibly unable to breathe.

Bob, why are you clutching your groin and crying?

My heavy attack cat thought my package was some kind of vermin.

by leeharvey June 30, 2004

Emo Attack

Emo Attack is when a person confronts/whines to you about feelings. The person attacking does'nt need to be emo.

-"You've changed..."
-"i have..?:o like what? Apperance?"
-"I could'nt give a fuck about looks!! Think I'm friends with you just because of that??!?!
-"eh... Whats wrong?" (wtf crazy bitch:S)
-"Are you completely IDIOT?!?! I totally lost all my respect for you! How can you continue with that girl after what shes done! Dont whine to me about it, because i dont care anymore!"
-"fine....*cough* loser"

-Classical emo attack, i couldnt care less.

by Scented October 22, 2007

russian attack

The unexpected, sometimes(though not often)accidental, intrusion into the "wrong hole". Often occurs in the heat of the moment, and can be catastrophic to a relationship, especially if no lubrication is involved.

"Yeah I gave that chick a russian attack last night, it was funny as hell....but I'm not to sure she was happy"

by Mingus January 6, 2008

drug fuelled sex heart attack

The best way to die. Discovered by Frankie Boyle.

Guy 1- The day I can't get a boner is the day I die.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.

by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009

sexual attraction

when you are attracted to someone sexually, and want them only to sexually please you or something of the sort.

verb- sexually attracted

that boy was sexually attracted to the beautiful girl standing next to him.

the sexual attraction between the two lovers was very noticeable.

by andreamichelle September 10, 2006

Heart Attack

A sandwich containing extremely fatty food eg a bun with bacon/sausage/egg/haggis all deep fried.

Can you get me a heart attack for my lunch?

by Ricardo May 19, 2005

Shark Attack

A Sexual prank where you pool the front of a woman's strapless dress or shirt down, exposing her breasts in the process in front of people. Also known as getting "Sharked".

"Wow, that was an amazing Shark Attack, right as she was accepting the award Alex Sharked her."

by Riley F. October 14, 2008