Ricardo's definitions

squirrelpotamus

A squirrelpotamus is an animal that has the head of a hippopotamus and the body of a squirrel. It is a creature of habit and instinct whose natural habitat are golf courses in and around Glasgow, Scotland.

"Check out that squirrelpotamus big felly!"

by Ricardo January 28, 2005

GTV

Gran Turisimo Veloce - like a GT only faster.

That GTV pi$$es all over the Audi TT.

by Ricardo March 5, 2004

Heart Attack

A sandwich containing extremely fatty food eg a bun with bacon/sausage/egg/haggis all deep fried.

Can you get me a heart attack for my lunch?

by Ricardo May 19, 2005

Cheat

Micheal Schumacher

Adelaide 94
Jerez 97

etc etc etc

by Ricardo December 8, 2003

hoxton fin

waxed/gelled hairstyle with point down middle of scalp employed in early 00s by trendy early 20s.

he thinks he's all that with his hoxton fin and pumas, but at 35 he ought to know better

by ricardo July 22, 2003

butterz friend

A ugly friend that tags along with a buff gal, even though the buff gal is just using her to scare unwanted manz away. When Your in a rave and you try and cherps a gal and her ugly friend trys to pull her away. The ugly friend flops the whole ting.

Man: " Yeah wa gwan whats ur name?"
Gal: " Shanice"
Man: " Seen... Can I have ur digits?"
Gal: " Err, Aight, Its 079"-
Butterz Friend:(From Across the room) "Shanice! Shanice! Lets Cut!"
Gal: Sorry, Sorry, I I Got to
Butterz Friend: Shanice!!!
Manz Bredrins: "Did u Get her Digits?"
Man: " No her butterz friend pulled her away!"

by Ricardo May 13, 2005

yeyo

It means COCAINE !!! AND ITS SPANISH !!!

"conde eso yeyO, LA POLICIA!"

by Ricardo January 22, 2005