the #1 cause of death in america
by qwerty472 July 06, 2011
When an individual, usually a female, uses incredibly sarcastic and insulting language towards you. This is normally done in front of a large group of people, such as at the mall or a restaurant.
Female: Hey buddy, can you hear? Cause I can!
Rod: Oh snap, a bitchy attack!
Whiteboy: Yep, thats a bitchy attack all right.
Rod: Oh snap, a bitchy attack!
Whiteboy: Yep, thats a bitchy attack all right.
by Whiteboi-of-Chatown October 28, 2008
A Timmy* Attack is when you have a craving for some Tim Hortons coffee and a box of doughnuts to the point where you can't even focus on driving because all you can think of is caffeine which you are hooked on.
*Timmy is referring to Timmy's, or Tim Hortons the coffee/doughnut shop found around Canada and a bit of the U.S. Some Canadian's refer to Tim Hortons as Timmy's, therefore a craving for Timmy's is a Timmy Attack.
*Timmy is referring to Timmy's, or Tim Hortons the coffee/doughnut shop found around Canada and a bit of the U.S. Some Canadian's refer to Tim Hortons as Timmy's, therefore a craving for Timmy's is a Timmy Attack.
by muhfucker October 26, 2007
1: What are doing?
2: Nothing.
1: Don't come any closer! I mean it!
2: Here you go!
1: Aaaahhhh! Fart attack!!
2: Nothing.
1: Don't come any closer! I mean it!
2: Here you go!
1: Aaaahhhh! Fart attack!!
by Marisela July 25, 2004
a death blow to the male genital area; can be done with one person or a group, results are painful and funny.
by shiesty February 09, 2003
When anyone of any race (but it works better when they're black) has an immediate outburst of pure ghettoness because of something just said, seen, or heard.
WHITE GIRL: I know you're just jealous of me. It's okay though.
BLACK GIRL: WHAT!?!? WHAT!?!? WATCHU SAY!?!?
A DIFFERENT BLACK GIRL: OH SNAP!! SHE GONE HAVE A BLACK ATTACK NOW!! EVERYBODY RUN!!
BLACK GIRL: WHAT!?!? WHAT!?!? WATCHU SAY!?!?
A DIFFERENT BLACK GIRL: OH SNAP!! SHE GONE HAVE A BLACK ATTACK NOW!! EVERYBODY RUN!!
by BESTIE!! September 09, 2010
When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.
While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.
by Static1432 November 10, 2009