abandon-ship

the cowardly practice of taking the first lifeboat to shore while your fellow statesmen stay behind to bail water and repair the hole you shot in the boat

SHE: What are you doing laying on the beach while your ship goes down?

HE: We don't want to be associated with that sinking ship

SHE: So you think abandon-ship is better than statesmanship...?

HE: No, but we're die-hard scaredy-crats....AND OUR COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT EXEMPTS US FROM HAZARDOUS DUTY...

by op_position March 14, 2011

Amanda

Amanda is a dirty whore that gets with every guy. She loves to wear clothes that make her look like a hoe and she’s very self centered. She makes everything about herself and thinks that everyone likes her but they don’t.Shes a lying snake and will only use you for her advantage.

“Amanda is such a hoe”
I know right did you see what she posted..what a slut”

by baddie<3 December 1, 2019

Amanda

Definitely a bitch. She may flirt with guys constantly, disregarding any sense of personal boundaries, regardless of if they both are in relationships. This makes everyone uncomfortable. Amanda's are the types of girls to love a man in a uniform, this is uncomfortable because she probably has an immediate male family member in the military. Many Amanda's tend to be unattractive, with the "give me the ring my precious" look in their big buggy eyes.

"Oh god Amanda shut up and leave that poor guy alone he has a wife and children"

by poopiepooppeepeepoop October 22, 2019

Amanda

A fat, stupid, talentless bitch

Amanda is our drum major! Ew!

by Jssu November 3, 2019

Amanda

A backstabbing bitch who would talk shit about you any time when you are not paying attention or around. She would win the worst friend of the year award

Amandas a fuckkin bitch i don't no how people like he

by penis boy 123 December 17, 2019

Amanda

Someone who is usually a homophobic teat. She will the say the f-slur a lot not poggers . Basically a twat. This does not represent all Amandas but a few.

OMG did you see Amanda shes so homophobic!!

I so hate amanda.

Amanda is a bitch.

by EMOTINALGAYCOW April 15, 2021

Amanda

Hood Rat

Amanda just wants to do hood-rat things with her hood-rat friends

by Pooper2Hotty May 6, 2015