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Alan

Being a d*ck about things
Stop being an Alan man!
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Alan

Alan will bang ur mum twice inside a caravan if he sees one more urban dictionary shit
Alan got Chlamydia from ur mum
by Hoyeahh November 23, 2021
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alan sax

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.
*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.
by alan sax September 22, 2015
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Mrs Alan Sugartits

A powerful and successful female boss lady. A female that carries herself with a lot of authority and conviction.
Person: “Who is that woman walking around the office?”

Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”
by Sleadbeater93 June 10, 2022
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Alan

The worst valorant player and person you will ever meet. A straight-up e dater who spends the majority of his time in packard hall. Shut up kid
Wow that guy is an Alan, he definitely plays league.
by notalanchian January 20, 2022
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Fred Alan Binless

Fred Alan Binless is clapped
Fred Alan Binless is clapped and has a sharper jawline than Morton hendren
by Shredded henchman Oliver February 13, 2021
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Alan

Alan is a guy who really likes a certain chocolate cake, but he can't have said chocolate cake because he's an awkward pussy who doesn't know how to talk to girls. He also is a little bit gay and has a best friend named Eli.
Oh, Alan, yeah he totally likes her.

Oh yeah, Alan is such a moody asshole.
by tinnytintin September 21, 2022
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