by Hoyeahh November 23, 2021

by alan sax September 22, 2015

A powerful and successful female boss lady. A female that carries herself with a lot of authority and conviction.
Person: “Who is that woman walking around the office?”
Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”
Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”
by Sleadbeater93 June 10, 2022

The worst valorant player and person you will ever meet. A straight-up e dater who spends the majority of his time in packard hall. Shut up kid
by notalanchian January 20, 2022

by Shredded henchman Oliver February 13, 2021

Alan is a guy who really likes a certain chocolate cake, but he can't have said chocolate cake because he's an awkward pussy who doesn't know how to talk to girls. He also is a little bit gay and has a best friend named Eli.
by tinnytintin September 21, 2022
