window dressing

(n.) window dressing is the act of disguising a loan by taking money in exchange for the use of a business' asset(s). It shows on the financial statements that the company has both the money AND the asset, making the profits much larger when in reality it has restricted or no use of the asset. The extended definition of money laundering puts window dressing into a legal grey area, whereby it is not perfectly legal, but not illegal enough to build a real case against.
Everyone, from large companies trying to improve their profits, to hustlers on the street wanting extra cash in thier pockets is in to window dressing.
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Windows Vista

A crappy operating system for your computer that slows even the fastest machines, attracts a heck lot of viruses and costs more than the earth. It comes with Windows Activation, that treats honest buyers as criminals. It also has been trying to copy Mac OS X (and failing miserably).
Bill : Hi. I just installed windows vista on my pc and now it won't work beacuse I failed activation.

Steve : I know. Even Windows 95 was better. I still use XP. Kill activation!
by Mah1ma! May 05, 2008
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Windows ME

The worst Piece of shit Bill gates ever made.
The only thing it is good for is playing Worms armageddon Made by Team 17

See pos,shitbox or Many Errors
I love playing Worms Armageddon, but this computer sucks at anything else i try to do.
:(

Fuckin Blue screen!
Worthless Windows ME POS!
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Windows ME

An operating system that is worse than Vista.
Person 1: Dude, I fucking hate Vista nothing is compatible with it.

Person 2: At least you don't have Windows ME giving you the BSOD every boot.
by Melnychuker March 11, 2008
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windows rg

dude, i just upgraded from windows xp to rg, SCOOP!!!!!
by annonamous April 15, 2003
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Windows NT

Perhaps one of the greatest OS's made by Windows. It was designed but bussiness but you can get it for your home. It is the OS that they based Windows 2000 on. The only downside is that it has problems resolving errors that rarely happen and when they do Doctor Watson tries to fix it but he never can.
No computers use Windows NT anymore, they instead use XP.
by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004
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Windows Nazi

Person who flames others for use of the Mac OS or Linux.
Shut up, you Windows Nazi.
by OLOL February 01, 2007
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