by Da cat that's BOM as hell May 16, 2018
Get the Cuntmug. Yeah... This ain't a word that you'd want to call a woman while in Britain. She will go ape shit. It's a vagina... and a very vulgar way to say it.
"You need to stop being a cunt Linda! Tie your own shoes, you're twenty-eight years old!"
"Sorry I was late Mike. My wife was being a cunt. She said it was weird to go to the cheese-cake factory at five in the morning."
"Sorry I was late Mike. My wife was being a cunt. She said it was weird to go to the cheese-cake factory at five in the morning."
by The Salty Sailor June 30, 2016
Get the Cuntmug. A sterling Anglo- Saxon word representing but not actually denoting the female genitalia or pudenda. Rather, it pertains to a certain human being, male or female, of your acquaintance, for whom, by their regular and peculiar transgressions against your own perceived notions of humanity and decency, leads one to refer to them as a 'Cunt'. That being said, every birthday, I am assailed with the familiar refrain 'Happy Birthday, you terrible cunt', as of course I am exempt from the above definition, which simply refers to 'Cunt', cf Jeremy Clarkson if you're British, or American, Colonel Tom Parker (if you're an Elvis fan). I am, it seems, just a cunt, not like a real fucking copper bottomed, ocean going cunt of the first order like Clarkson. AA Gill is also a simple 'Cunt' but not a benighted cunt, as he's mates with Joan Collins but I took issue with him slighting the Welsh , cf 'Little Trolls'. However, he used to be an alkie and dyslexic to boot (forgiveness there, I'm not Californian -raisin diet, raisin sized brain and all that), so on balance, people, he is a mere 'Cunt', as am I, except on those special occasions when annually,it seems I am elevated to being a terrible cunt and receive a terrible, semi jocular birthday card, that has without a shadow of a doubt been written by some cunt somewhere, probably in China, or New York, which is a place so full of cunts that they don't know what one is anymore.
by oharthur February 16, 2015
Get the Cuntmug. A noun describing a woman's vagina or vulva as characterized by its aura, smell, or taste. The word appears in this context in Bret Easton Ellis's 1991 novel American Psycho.
James was pleading with God to please let him taste his new girlfriend's juicy cuntness. She was, after all, a mormon.
by Big Foot Goes South August 7, 2017
Get the cuntnessmug. “oi cunt if we’re going on a maccas run d’ya think we could stop to pick up some durries from the servo and then some grog from the bottle-o so we can get fucken maggot or nuh?”
by Peroxium November 23, 2015
Get the cuntmug.