In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.
That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.
by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021
Get the winter moosemug. Caitlin is someone who is kind and someone who is happy to be your friend but when you you do something wrong she will never forgive you again. But she may not be the best looking person she will be happy with anyone who treats her right she will be happy.
by Louise101 April 1, 2020
Get the Caitlin wintermug. by Realityhit December 21, 2021
Get the Winter hopemug. If someone jerking off two dicks at the same time is "skiing," then when the owners of those two dicks suck on that someone's neck, they create that person's "winter scarf."
by Mikecross84 September 13, 2015
Get the winter scarfmug. BIGGEST FUCKIN RETARD I KNOW, HE LITERLLY IS THE DEFINITION OF NO BITCHES, NONE AT ALL. MY FATHER IS MORE EXISTIENT THEN HIS DOOKIE AS HAIR. I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF EVERDAY I MEET HIM. I WILL SOON KILL EVERYONE I KNOW IF HE DOSNT SHUT THE ABSOLUTE UP. GOD ISNT REAL AND HE HAS ABONDONED ME
by wENJ August 22, 2022
Get the Winter Sunmug. A 500 sun cost plant in Plants vs. Zombies 2 which lobs frozen melons that slow down zombies in a 3x3 tile radius.
by FirePeaGuy April 3, 2024
Get the Winter Melonmug. An issue that lightskins have in the winter when they become pale as fuck because of the lack of sun or something.
by BIGDICKDADDY^( March 25, 2022
Get the winter whitemug.