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lil wayne

The definition of a true hiphop genius. He has many rumors about his talent composing of ghost writers and shooting himself. He free styles and is so intelectually savy, he remembers what he free styles and does not practice. He spits. He will be revered, there is no way of forgetting him and his beautiful MIND. He is also 5'11, though that is not very important. In comparison to the #13 in free masonry, which is a contradiction for those unaware. He is crucial to the industry, which is why so many people dismiss His impecable talent and raw ability. He was shot by a drug dealer, he did not shoot himself. Finito;'P.
Dewayne Carter is and always will be my jtb. Lil wayne is my imaginary friend....
by marymaGcode October 29, 2012
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fountains of wayne

A 72 year old store down the street from me that sells hideous Italian-style fountains between a hamburger place and a computer outlet.

Apparently there is also a band or some shit, I don't know. Something like that.
Hey, Doug! Have you picked up anything from your garden for this summer?

Why yes, Joesph, I did. Over at Fountains of Wayne.
by Max May 27, 2004
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lil wayne

The only rapper (other than Young Dro ) who can rhyme about random shit and make it sound good. Also, he has good fashion sense. Beyond that, he's a closeted homosexual (involved in a relationship with Birdman ), a self-professed musical whore, and has an ego rivaling Kim Jong Il's (claiming he's the best rapper alive, see any of his recent XXL interviews for more elaboration.).
Whores get paid. I don’t care. It’s music, let’s make it. I’ll only turn you down if you ain’t got the price. I’ll turn you down and away.

Darling, I don’t care what nobody think. Talk to me like you talking to Martin Luther King or Malcolm X. You’re not about to ask him about what he think about what somebody said about him. You ’bout to ask him about his greatness, and his greatness only...

Reporting from Kim's corner store
Hollygrove, Seventeenth, carnivore
Ridin' through the city in a Tonka toy
I got old money, coulda bought a dinosaur
Only ride Chevys, never drive a Ford
And my coupe doors open like plaza doors
Yep, red, thick women, my eyes adore
I'm a whore, you know that I'm a whore
Yep, Cash Money, Cash Money, monster boys, mafia, bitch
Even the cops are bored
When you say you want beef, then I got ya, boy
I'll just let the Big Mac whop ya, boy
See, my dreads hanging, lookin' like a Rasta boy
Fuck with my roster, and I'll turn into Mufasa, boy
We run up in ya casa, boy
And blast off like NASA, boy.
--All actual quotes from Lil Wayne
by Kinto Watanabe January 7, 2008
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Jayne Wayne

A girl who takes that much dick she walks like John Wayne the next day.
'Why is she walking that way?'

'oh she's taken that much dick we call her Jayne Wayne'
by RyRy88 July 4, 2020
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fort wayne

The 2nd largest city in the state of Indiana. The demographics mainly consist of:

A. People who go to IPFW because they are too stupid to be accepted to another college. However, they think they are hot shit because, hey, they're in college. Because they could not go to another University, they have extra money, and spend it on buying a car that they no doubt, probably have sex with based on the way they value it.

B. Guys think that they are cool because they where pink shirts and pop their collars because they are tools. They can be seen at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning.

C. People who run red lights, because they have to get to "college" or go to the mall to buy pink shirts and polos.

D. Girls who basically resort to becoming sperm dumpsters because they go to "college" and major in Sociology and probably work at Hooters or some sort of restaurant where they are rewarded promptly for flirting with guys in pink shirts. They also attempt to get into Pierre's underage and think they are hot because they get hit on 30 year old trashy guys.

E. The townies who frequent Pierre's or other such bars and hit on "college" girls.
"You're a guy from Fort Wayne? You probably go to IPFW, wear pink shirts and pop your collar, and run red lights. You are a douche-bag"

"You're a girl from Fort Wayne? You probably go to IPFW, major in Sociology (in which you'll never use this degree), work at Hooters, and try to get into Pierre's to get hit on by 30 year old guys. You are a sperm dumpster."
by Clyde Crashcup April 11, 2007
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Lil Wayne

A retarded duchebag that probably came out from the wrong hole during his birth .

He thinks he's a gangster, but he shots himself in the chest (what kind of gangster is that).

That piece of shit is killing Hip-Hop.

He sings about hoes, money, car and even claims himself sexy, but looks like a living diarrhea.

His only fans are rich little kids thinking being in the ghetto is the shit, don't know anything about Hip-Hop and the only word these retarded are saying is hater, thinking it's killing people or something.

The following line is in every songs that egocentric bitch made: I'm_____ like ______ (This is sooo poetic)

Lil Wayne is also a member of YMCMB, witch means: Young Monkeys Creating Major Bullshit.
Dumbass: YO MAAAN. Did you hear the last Weezy (Lil Wayne) songs.

Me: Oh, you mean the one that talks about that whore he fucked? No.

Dumbass: Yooo why are you hatiiiiing.

Me: -__-
by Jerk595 September 15, 2012
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Lil Wayne

The biggest swagger jacker in the music industry. This so-called rapper can't even come up with an original lyric. He is overrated and has the flow of a kindergartener. He is constantly pushing his fellow shitty artists on us and has yet to release an album worth purchasing.
Rick - Lil Wayne's new song is tight.

Malik - Yeah, compared to a bowl of shit.
by VakilaKTA November 13, 2011
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