john walmart

michel meijer's greatest rival alongside jake kroger,landon target,joe save a lot,and jason dollar tree

the john walmart movie is called thanksgiving

by Lesll October 30, 2018

Walmartitis

The negative health condition that occurs when one person spends too much time inside a Walmart Superstore.

While Chris was shopping in Walmart, he was antsy and disgusted with myself as he began to suffer a case of the Walmartitis

by pseudonymic_account September 1, 2013

walmart

To walmart something is to buy it and then return it when you're done.

Billy: Man, I wanna watch the playoffs on that new 4K TV, but it's so expensive.
Patel: Just walmart it.

by sandpapa June 7, 2016

5 star review Walmart

The 5 star rating is connected to the union movement at Walmart. Talking about getting or giving a 5 star review is suggesting union activities.

Wow, I hear that Walmart has the worst Healthcare options and treat their employees horribly. I can't wait until employees 5 star review Walmart.

by Jugglinglogic July 3, 2023

High Intensity Walmart

High-Intensity Walmart is the state of being over the top, excessive, or out of pocket. The behavior is commonly seen among screaming children and undeveloped adults seen in the retailer outside of the lowkey sensory-friendly hours from 8 a.m. to 10 a.m. Other examples include aggressively pushing one's cart down the aisle or overreacting to minor inconveniences. Also known as 'actin a fool'

A: I think someone fed Jackson some food coloring cuz he's acting really jittery

B: Clearly he is being High Intensity Walmart

by __naux__ October 22, 2024

Walmart pants

Sweatpants. Typically sold at Walmart and worn by many Walmart customers.

Boyfriend: Babe, are you ready to go to the grocery store?
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.

by escyr April 15, 2022

walmart cheer

Welfare Nation
Annihilation
Litigation
Mutilation
Arbitration
Retaliation
Termination

Did you hear the Walmart cheer last night? I think it embodies everything the company represents.

by Nodnarb1 March 11, 2022