workstack

List of numbers that do not reflect reality

"have you seen my workstack this week? I'm being asked to work 25 hours a day."

by workstacker February 14, 2018

Wordster

Wordster is a person who knows how to use words skillfully or proficiently. -Emeasoba George

Zig Ziglar is a good example of a Wordster.

by Emeasoba George March 3, 2018

Worse Geese

What you call a friend who is being a bad goober.

Mmmmmmm..... GOOBY! You're being bad. You're a worse geese!

by Carter R. May 15, 2018

workstipation

A backup of tasks that never seem to complete, but then one day you arrive at work without a hangover and get them all done in two hours. The relief is like letting loose a poo that has been hanging around in your mind for days. Time for a drink. You earned it, buddy! Start the cycle over again. Addiction to laxatives is very common. Addiction to booze is even more common. Workstipation afflicts many more people than even know they have it.

Jesus Fucking Christ, I can't believe no one noticed that I had Workstipation for the past three months. All I gotta do is sober up here once in a while to get shit done? Fuck yeah! Let the work poo flow, bitches. Eat it.

by drunk dude 69 June 13, 2018

Woosta

A word meaning a strong mixed drink, typically used in the northern most parts of the United States

Hey want a beer?
No thanks I’m having a woosta!

by Woostas_for_everyone February 28, 2019

Worse than Subhuman

Someone that even Vegans can murders with little or no problem

Power Rangers mooks are worse than Subhuman

by Masonicon May 3, 2019

Worsal cummage

When cum dries in the hair to make it stick out like Worsal's straw wig.

Pulled it out of her mouth and jazzed in her barnet. Ten minutes later she looked like Worsal Cummage.

by Tigermoff October 21, 2019