Winter Dick

When guys you have dated who either ghosted you, broke up, just wanted to "enjoy their summer", or said "I just want to be friends" suddenly start invading your inbox when the weather turns colder, looking for "companionship".
Man, now that it's getting cold out, the Winter Dicks are all coming out of the woodwork!
by JenJen1971 October 7, 2023
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Winter Tingler

Someone who takes a piss in winter. Someone who is an idiot and who is frowned upon.
Shush smith you Winter Tingler.
by PapiWinters August 25, 2022
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Winter berries

The bum crusts stuck to the pubic hair of a sweaty crack.
You haven't wiped properly, you have lots of winter berries
by Linlins September 1, 2017
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Winter Washitis

A term that The Chamois Car Wash in Winnipeg came up with that is supposed to mean “the fear of washing your car in the winter” and was clearly made by someone who doesn’t speak English as they confuse -itis (which means “inflammation of”) with -phobia.
Do you have Winter Washitis?
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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Jaeden Winters (Papi)

Jaeden Winters aka Papi is an actual hottie like nobody can be as hot as him and his dick is 55 inches everyone would smash him (especially Sara). he loves to hold hands & eat grapes
Btw nobody fucks harder than him
Jaeden Winters (Papi) is sexy
by BobDuncan3008 February 10, 2019
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