Wastebanded

The act of putting ones boner straight up towards the belly button inside the elastic part of their trousers trying to hide their boner.

I went on a date with a hot chick that gave me a woody. i wastebanded my boner so she wouldn't see it.

by Jeffro1265 June 23, 2011

Wasteman

He’s the guy that expects the world but gives zero back.
He wants for nothing unless you’re paying.
He’s out for a deal wherever he can find one.

He’ll stay at with you and your gf but ignore your gf.
He’s tardy with time and expects you to drop plans with your gf to watch him try on suits.

He’ll speak to you once a year (when he wants you get get him something) and make you best man.

Perry is a complete wasteman

by Badbitch4 June 11, 2019

wood-waster

Any action or obligation that does not allow for use of an erection in the morning.

8 a.m. meetings are usually such a wood-waster, but luckily my girl is a master-carpenter.

by DirtyD3R March 13, 2009

wastegal

Same as a wasteman just female

"Chantelle is wastegal man, living off benefits and her pickney hair aint even comb"

by UrbanLIVER July 10, 2007

Wasteman

A term often used to describe someone who has: no social life, no job or career prospects, very few friends and doesn't care about their personal appearance.

A Wasteman will often spend most of their time at home watching TV and is very often seen out of the confines of his or hers own home. On the rare occasion they are seen out, it will probably be to buy alcohol or drugs.

Person 1: have you seen Dave lately?

Person 2: nah fam he's always at home smoking pot, he doesn't even have a fuckin job!

Person 1: what a Wasteman!

by Chine September 9, 2016

waster

A term used to describe someone that will not gain from their acts, one who does not search for or get involved with work, reguarly pays no attention to cleanliness and tends not to do housework.

"John is such a waster"

"dont go out with him,he's not going anywhere, he's a waster"

by Gonk September 30, 2005

waste not want not

Expression referring to intention of being frugal

Once tasted, never wasted, so waste not want not.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008