dude watch

The time of the day when your boss isn't around. You must notify other co-workers of this status. Many things can be done during a dude watch, such as a "red can run," or a 12/12. You should never pass up a good dude watch.

Dale went to Council. There is a dude watch in effect.

by JohnnyPots July 21, 2007

Home watch

A nerdy way to watch series of dramas or movies without stepping out.

I got myself chips and beers to home watch the tv drama "Game of Thxxnes".

by Shana Baileys December 26, 2011

Hey, watch this!

Dumbass for "I am about to do something incredibly stupid."
When you hear these words, the last thing you want to do is listen to them.

Dumbass 1; "Hey, watch this!" *takes out gasoline can*
Sensible Person; *Runs the fuck away.*
Dumbass 2; *Stays where he is, intrigued.*

by Tyler the Narwhal April 10, 2013

african wrist watch

when a guy takes his dick and wraps it around his wrist and asks someone what time it is.

Brent showed Kelsey his african wrist watch at a house party.

by mally June 6, 2005

google-watch.org

a website run by paranoid nerds for paranoid dorks, dedicated to slandering google.
responsible for 72% of tin foil hat sales.

dork: hey guys, what if google is evil?!?!?!?
person: get back to google-watch.org you stupid dork.

by kotekzot June 15, 2007

Snooze Watch

When somebody wakes up in the morning before their alarm goes off and sits and waits until it goes off so they can press snooze

My sister touches snooze the second the alarm goes off and therefore is a Snooze Watch (er).

by downtownjelly May 9, 2007

Sleep Watch

The act of watching a movie or television show while dozing, or out right sleeping.

I totally sleep watched the nightmare before christmas tonight. All I remember is the song from christmas town ><!

by Post-Mortem666 December 29, 2008