video game

Tool used for feeling more supreme than your significant other, usually a female.

"Yeah, Frank, I'm here, playing video games. Which one, you say? Advance Wars 2. I'm beating my wife."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

playing video games

when one uses the the excuse of playing video games when they are caught with their shlongs out after filming a gay porno.

what are you doing?!?
Gah!! Were playing video games!!

by GMC/CAB February 25, 2011

video game

reasons why KK and Doom don't kill live targets often.

Thanks to GTA Vice City, KK and Doom dont have to play gun tag with tyhe Lyle Avenue bums today.

by James Bourne. September 16, 2003

videograph

A term used by diaper-wearing ninnies when they mean to say "videotape" or "videorecording"

Ninny: "I'm going to videograph myself singing Lady in Red"

Guy: "Videograph? What's that?"

Ninny: "Well, we don't use tapes anymore, do we? So if it's digital, you should say "videograph"in order to be more correct."

by goatbrains April 19, 2009

VideoSong

A new artistic visual and auditory medium with 2 rules:
1. What you see is what you hear (no lip-syncing for instruments or voice).
2. If you hear it, at some point you see it (no hidden sounds).

Invented by Jack Conte and Nataly Dawn of the YouTube band Pomplamoose.

In one of Pomplamoose's VideoSongs, you can tell that they made a voice effect by recording the voice on a cell phone and then playing it back, because they show the phone in the video.

by MeVexatPede September 11, 2011

Watching Videos

to be deep in thought or daydreaming about random thoughts or ideas (particularly music video choreographies and dance routines.) Although physically present; the individual is mentally unavailable and often VirginiaWolfing.

Roman heard the new Janet Jackson single and has now mentally left our presence while he is Watching Videos about all his ideas for the song's choreography.

by Carnitos August 17, 2008

VideoVamp

1. A DJ who mixes by hand but does not use turn tables.
2. Historically: A reference to the Def Leopard track, "pour some sugar on me".
3. A man whose presence makes women crazy.

Just two laptops and a mixer? He's pulling a VideoVamp for this set.

by massive attack September 30, 2008