wet valdez

When you lick your finger and stick it into an exposed buttcrack

That sluts pants are so low I bet she wouldn't feel a wet valdez

by LAURATHEAWESOME March 17, 2011

Ella Valderemao

Ella Valderemao is a best friend and the people that she makes friends with will never give up on her they will always be there with her and help her through the rough Ella Valderemao is a super star!!!

ella valderemao is the worlds best person:)

by bob270 March 21, 2022

Vaguebooker

A person who practices vaguebooking on Facebook.

Jane's Facebook Status: OMG, I just give up!

Comment: Vaguebooker

Comment: Are you vaguebooking to get attention?

by Dr. Fairaday February 4, 2010

Marc Valdes

1. To Barf.

2. Person that is a baller and pulls a lot of tail.

3. Person that looks like the character Barf from Spaceballs.

Man I'm such a loser, I wish I could be more like Marc Valdes.

by KZD1983 January 29, 2009

valedictorian

the smartest,lonliest person in a graduating class. when someone tries for valedictorian, they lose all their friends.in their spare time, these valadictorians do homework, read, and play hackysack with and occasional guitar break.

girl one: wow look at that kid playing hacky sakc
girl 2: ew i know....hes valedictorian

by nay and amers June 12, 2006

vague

In reference to an Asian whose eyes are so slanty they are unable to see clearly.

1: Hey did Chang see you today?
2: No, I scooted by him since he can only see vaguely anyway.

by hellomanatee February 20, 2011

Doll of Valen

A doll created by Valen to awaken him from his Aeonic slumber.

Also called a Valen Doll.

Know Dolls of Valen:
Rue: An Arc Edge (Big-ol swordy thing) wielder, memoryless Doll. Devoted to his gaurdian Claire.

Ruecian: Also known as Doll Master, a high magician in East heaven Kingdom. He has no power to awaken Valen. Loyal to Valen most of the time.

Ruenis: Flawless Doll, unloyal to Valen.

From the game threads of Fate Dewprism

by Bishmilla July 12, 2004