putnam valley

a rural town located about 1 hour north of new york city. there is absolutely nothing to do here except smoke weed outside delis and walk around aimlessly. the town is run by morons constantly brag about how great pv is.

10% goobers
15% white trash
25% potheads/alcoholics
50% delirious old people

and 100% bored-ass individuals.

goober: putnam valley is the most bootiful town in the world...look at dem purdy lakes.

white trash: yo niqquh I wished I still lived in the bronx

potheads/alcoholics: lets go blow some trees and then buy beer at the deli bro.

old people: no school budget!

by thisdudeoverhere August 18, 2011

pine valley middle school

a little piece of oakland in the very white san ramon. basically looks like and jail and basically is one. half the staff are homos, the kids pretty much have no lives. some drugs but no good ones. most kids can't wait till cal high so they can do good drugs like cocaine. most kids are either trying to be bwhite, black, or something that they're not, cause the streets of san ramon are so tough.the school counselor thinks that everyone entering the offic is on drugs and suicidal and she's pretty much right. if someones not being suspended or expelled, ther're blazing up in the gym so the can. pretty much the worst experience that you'll ever have. took out the soda this year...like thats gonna help, most of the kids are on drugs not caffine. the kids aren't very bright and they get shorter every year. do not go there if you have the choice, you will regret it.

adult: are you feeling ok
student: no i'm high
adult: oh well, as long as you don't killyourself...can i have some
student:uhhh...
adult: hold on let me get my lover

by we're not kidding March 26, 2005

Scalley Valley

a term used when talking about Merrimack Valley High School; referring to Merrimack Valley as scum

I hate Scalley Valley

by hahahaha75 January 28, 2011

Moraine Valley Community College

Also known as Moron Valley, is a half-ass college that was founded in 1967 and is located in Palos Hills, Illinois in the southwest suburbs of Chicago. If you live in the southwest suburbs of Illinois and don't go away to a four year university then this is where you usually end up going. The main campus is nestled in the Cook County forest preserves.

John: You goin' away to college this year? Chris: Nah bro I'm going to Moraine. John: lol you're going to moron valley? Chris: Dude it's Moraine Valley Community College. John: Sorry professor.....lol

by Dave_shrimp August 25, 2010

West Valley City

West Valley City is the second largest municipality in the State of Utah, with a population of nearly 130,000 residents. It is located west of Salt Lake City (Utah's capitol), has an area of almost 36 square miles, and plays hosts to some of the largest businesses in the State of Utah.

In 2012, West Valley City was awarded a Best of State Award; these awards are granted to the best private or public organization in the state, that exemplifies the highest level of professionalism and expertise in a variety of areas. In 2012, West Valley City was awarded the Best of State Award for Community Involvement.

This award comes directly from years of work and effort in developing itself into the most diverse and developed city in Utah.

A few other interesting facts of West Valley City, UT, are:

-WVC plays home to the ECHL's Utah Grizzlies
-WVC hosts a brand new (Dec 2012) Larry H Miller Megaplex Movie Theater
-WVC is one of the most culturally diverse cities in Utah, with many faiths and cultures represented throughout the city

Let's go to the Grizzlies game in West Valley City.
Where did you go to high school? In West Valley.
What is West Valley City's acronym? WVC

by Jerry Mac January 8, 2013

Pirates of Silicon Valley

A movie made in 1999 which shows you how Steve Jobs started Apple Computer and how Bill Gates stared Microsoft.

The greatest movie in the world probably is Pirates of Silicon Valley.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Portola Valley

Completely misinterpreted in the previous definitions. In Portola Valley people have money but they don't flaunt it. Sure they might have nice cars, but most people have Prius' or cars that are older than ten years old. There isn't a downtown, so residents have to go to other towns to buy food/clothing/anything else. Everyone knows everyone else and will help each other when needed. The public schools here are AMAZING, and not "dirty" as the other definition said. Most people send their kids to public school here and not private schools. It is a beautiful town with many things to offer and great people. People who live here have worked hard for their money and are usually involved in the tech industry. Because it is such a small town, gossip travels quickly, but that is the only negative part of Portola Valley. Whoever said that it is snobby has obviously never met the people of this town. Oh and by the way, no one calls it PV.

You live in Portola Valley?
Yep.
Are you rich?
Um why do you care?

by justbeingtruthful January 19, 2011