the ultimate fuck-up

When you mess up so bad, it makes it past the standards of the greatest fuck-up.

Dude, you just made the ultimate fuck-up.

by BananaChamp225 April 2, 2016

the ultimate shake

It's when a girl is sucking off a guy and once the guy starts to cum he pushes down on her her head wich causes her to puke but she ends up swallowing it all

Guy: bro I just gave my girl the ultimate shake. She's a trooper

Friend: what's that?
Guy: picture puke, jizz, (her spit), Dick and her juice all together. Then swallow that...

by Cool guy Kevin April 24, 2016

the ultimate finish

The act of having sex with someone and when you finish, you slit there throat after you finish

I was role playing with my wife. My role was a convicted murderer. So when I finished. I grabbed a knife and killed her.
That's what gave me the ultimate finish.

by Tardotheassmonkey June 23, 2017

The Ultimate Virgin

The one who rivals the Virgin Mary

"Man, I still didn't get laid."
"You're going to grow up to be the ultimate virgin!"

by yeetymcfeetyteety January 28, 2019

The Ultimate Movement

In times of scarcity, it is customary for a person and their counterpart to share a toilet. By sitting on the stool, legs slightly ajar and your counterpart sitting on your legs (reverse or standard, reverse preferred for increased camaraderie), this allows two people to evacuate their waste using a single toilet, simultaneously. Participating in such a movement results in time saved and strong personal bonds between two close friends.

"Things have really picked up around the office ever since Ron and I had the ultimate movement together." -Johnson

"Well Johnson, your idea worked, ever since our new bathroom policy went into effect we're getting orders out the door, morale is up, and I'm saving a fortune on that extra bathroom plan I scrapped." -Ron

by PleasedPatient December 3, 2019

madden ultimate team

EA,s money maker

yo EA only update madden ultimate team

by marius yeet April 16, 2020

The Ultimate Porker

When you bang Billy's wife

"Dude I heard you scored The Ultimate Porker!"
"God, no bro, I would never"

by Youdonthavetobeonlyonlonelyfan October 30, 2020