Jizz Turtle

1. Jizz that comes out shaped like a turtle.
2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. A turtle covered in jizz.

(1)"Dude did you see that guys jizz turtle!"

by Jesus Was A Robot August 15, 2008

Turtle Party

An Afrikaans saying which means that you should bring your own alcohol to the party. A turtle has a shell. In Afrikaans a "shell" is a "dop". Another meaning for "dop" in Afrikaans is "alcohol".

You're invited to a turtle party... Bring jou eie dop...

by sommer enige naam March 16, 2009

turtling

To torture out of pure love.

Came to be because people cannot type, and typos are not a best friend.

By the way:
MH<3PS and PS<3MH .. Extended version of PS = PMS. :D

We are turtling Bobby.
Do not turtle me with your looovvve!!!
You turtled me with your love you biznatch.

by Bobby June 20, 2004

Turtle Head

Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell

Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell, aka "Turtle Head", poked out momentarily from intense deliberations with Senate Democrats, to announce that a budget deal had yet to be reached.

by Fishsticks Wilson January 22, 2013

turtle waxer

a guy with a bald head

hey girl look at that turtle waxer

by ms.basick August 9, 2006

turtle head

a shit that knocks at your underpants.

i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.

by that guy August 30, 2003

Decapitate the turtle

when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd

"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"

by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008