tree eater

When one crashes into a tree while mountain biking or on an ATV/dirt bike.

Bryan is such a tree eater!

by Nathan Thorn August 1, 2011

Tree Horn Worshipper

Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.

Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.

Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.

Dude, don't hang out with her, I've heard she's a total tree horn worshipper.

by treehornworshipper December 28, 2011

tree jew

similiar to drop bears, they will jump on you and instead of mauling you, will file your taxes.

Man, that guy Sam Levine is such a tree jew!

by stretcharmdick October 8, 2014

Treebeater

Treebeater is a racist and derogatory term used in a similar way to "n*gger." It usually is referring to a stupid African American person. The origin of the word came from a Reddit post about a special species of Chimpanzee that communicated via beating trees. This was quickly converted into a racist joke that compared the monkeys to black people

Terrell: "Hey Luke, go somewhere else. Racism isn't cool."
Luke: "Terrell shut the fuck up you fucking Treebeater, go back to my fucking cotton field and beat a tree.

by A Cool Kid IRL July 14, 2015

Tree Narc

A police helicopter hovering in the tree tops reporting your every move to police on the ground. This either happens during crime in progress or when your trying to come up. Also posssible post crime.

Damn fool..RUN!!...I see them tree narcsI told you this was a bad lick. We fuc€ed...

by MangoNKisten June 29, 2016

Tree

A plant that grows from the ground. It's roots are underground leading to the trunk that is above ground. They usually have green leaves.

That tree is so beautiful i'd love to paint it.

by Stoned_Boii420 October 5, 2016

Tree Hugging Pig Bitch

A Redneck Cop or Policeman in a rural area that hides behind trees or bushes on the side of road or highway to catch someone speeding. Sometimes they r there to masturbate or make there recent prisoner sqeel like a pig.

Look at that fucking Tree Hugging Pig Bitch, good thing he is sudamizing that bum instead of his job cause I was driving like I stole it.

by Gmac83 February 28, 2017