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Duct Tape

The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.
Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!
by Jason June 19, 2006
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Duct tape and bubble gum

A highly precarious patching / rigging of any item or situation with improvised materials or ideas to get through or beyond an obstacle.
It's gonna take a whole lotta duct tape and bubble gum, but I think we can land it in the Hudson.
by MuddyRunnerGirl March 11, 2009
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trabe

n. another word for bitch.
derives from the english word "bitch" was created by a random guy who decided that trabes were another way of saying bitch, whore, hoe, etc.
v. traber- the act of being a bitch.
plural form trabes.
get off my nuts you trabe!
by professor igetthemtrabesallday November 16, 2011
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tape ape

A low-level computer operator or systems administrator. So named for one of the customary duties of such a position, which was to start backups manually from the command line, switch tapes as needed, and monitor the backup for successful completion.

Storage Area Networks, RAID arrays, tape jukeboxes, and the like have largely rendered such jobs obsolete.
"I started out as a third-shift tape ape because I knew a few Unix commands and could use a shell prompt. Taught myself systems administration and programming while watching the tapes spin and now I'm a software developer."
by bikergeek April 19, 2013
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tapered shit

A shit that after shitting does not require wiping.
A:Bro I just had a tapered shit this morning.
B:those are the best kind of mornings!!
by Mr.Weekend February 16, 2017
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tape fetish

When a person derives sexual pleasure from wrapping tape around their penis and then ripping it off like a band-aid, they have a tape fetish.
"I caught Kevin putting tape on his dick and ripping it off again yesterday. I'm pretty sure he has a tape fetish."
by Chroma Matrix October 21, 2017
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caution tape

Tape that basically mean, stay the fuck away from this...please.
At school they are reeseeding grass, there's caution tape, a.k.a; "stay the fuck away from this...please" tape, all around it.
by wrapp me in caution tape plz October 26, 2009
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