Toved

To be shamed and riculed over the internet after posting a graphic account of a personal experience on a message board. One who did not resist an overwhelming temptation to reveal embarassing personal information on an internet message board.

He’s been toved; he toved.

by Piggy Noles October 6, 2003

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torpedo'd

When a so called friend ruins an evening by sticking to some inane "plan" usually created after said evening was already negotiated (usually in the face of common sense and better judgement as it relates to his/her friends)

Since Jim is totally pussy whipped, he totally torpedo'd the evening by making plans with his wife when he already had an arrangement with us.

by Mark January 8, 2004

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Topend

Someone who is completely unaware of their stupidity, and also has similar meanings to words such as idiot, prat and fool.

Person 1 "You see that guy over there?"
Person 2 "Yeah"
Person 1 "He's a complete topend, can you see what he's trying to do."

by My Name Is Danny Scott March 12, 2008

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Tonedingo

Great Trinidad and Tobagan warrior known to leave the ladies breathless due to the magic stick in which he beholds, usally no taller than 5' 8" and of athletic build.

Guttahgirl: "Girl i ran into Tonedingo last night.... i still can breath right, its like that niguah took me to the top of the himalayas n left me there!, That-little-niglit-tore-my-black-ass-UP!!!"

Girlfriend: "Well i heard he was a playa from the himalayas.... Whens my turn?!" :(

by Mr Dingo May 29, 2010

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torpedo

When a woman puts a dildo in her pussy, then pushes it out with enough force so that it shoots out her vagina, like a torpedo.

John: Did you see the torpedo during the stripper show?
Rich: Yea, the guy that caught it got some pussy juice on him too.
John: It was probably piss...

by CTMD May 3, 2010

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