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garden tool

the H word,ya mama if she have 3 or more baby daddys
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
mugGet the garden toolmug.

Tool Bagel

One who is so toolish they deserve their own fail word.
Wow look at that guy get throwknifed, what a tool bagel!
by S3ANR4D July 27, 2010
mugGet the Tool Bagelmug.

CASE tools

Computer-Aided Sexual Experience or Computer-Aided Sexual Enhancement software - programs used to enhance the cybersex experience, usually for both partners

CASE tools come in many varieties and levels of technology. One of the first was a program that let you remotely control a vibrator (attached to a control box) across the internet. You could actually control the speed of the vibrator by moving your mouse around inside a box drawn on the screen. Usually the male had the program and the female had the control box and vibrator. For some reason this equipment and software are no longer available. They were sold by one of the dating/matchmaking websites.

Since then, many other CASE tools have been created.
Some consider instant messaging and chatrooms to be good examples of CASE tools, since most cybersex occurs there.

(Does this mean Second Life is also a CASE tool?)
by dsimms January 9, 2009
mugGet the CASE toolsmug.

blue-tool

One who wears a blue-tooth ear piece at all times, even when they're not using a phone or it is inappropriate to use a phone, (i.e. movies, restaurant, car) simply to have the appearance of being sophisticated and trendy.
Dude, that guy over there is a total blue-tool, just look at his ear piece.
by Jack Gagnon June 9, 2007
mugGet the blue-toolmug.

Tool Smoocher

One who sucks dick with aplomb. Generally reserved for men who are behaving like bitches.
Man....if that guy climbs any farther up the bosses ass he's gonna get lost, He's such a fuckin tool smoocher.
by rooster14 August 19, 2008
mugGet the Tool Smoochermug.

Female Tool

tool

1. A woman with a hugely over-inflated ego who does everything for attention

2. A woman whose ego far exceeds her talent, intelligence, or likeability and is clueless of the fact

3. My man's ex-girlfriend
"For 35 years old she sure posts a lot of selfies..."
"Yeah, that's because she is a female tool."
by SarcasticScarlet June 9, 2018
mugGet the Female Toolmug.

Tool donkey

A complete social degenerate. A fool who is completely oblivious that he is a total schmuck. A blabber mouth with nothing worthwhile to say who talk too much.
I know of this total tool donkey whose name I can not say because we all know who this person is. Tool donkeys get under your skin at an alarmingly fast pace.
by Scott Mc Daniels August 13, 2011
mugGet the Tool donkeymug.

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