A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the
face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a
guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to
god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "
god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the
top tool is a guy who follows stray
dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his
anus, also known as poo insert.