tool bucket

A bitch that pissed you off! A less offensive version of the word Cunt.

Did you talk to Heather recently? She's a tool bucket.

by francois m January 11, 2008

ass tool

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.

Susan is scorching hot but her boyfriend is an ass tool.

by M__ May 12, 2008

garden tool

the H word,ya mama if she have 3 or more baby daddys

hoe,skank,slut

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Tool Bagel

One who is so toolish they deserve their own fail word.

Wow look at that guy get throwknifed, what a tool bagel!

by S3ANR4D July 27, 2010

CASE tools

Computer-Aided Sexual Experience or Computer-Aided Sexual Enhancement software - programs used to enhance the cybersex experience, usually for both partners

CASE tools come in many varieties and levels of technology. One of the first was a program that let you remotely control a vibrator (attached to a control box) across the internet. You could actually control the speed of the vibrator by moving your mouse around inside a box drawn on the screen. Usually the male had the program and the female had the control box and vibrator. For some reason this equipment and software are no longer available. They were sold by one of the dating/matchmaking websites.

Since then, many other CASE tools have been created.

Some consider instant messaging and chatrooms to be good examples of CASE tools, since most cybersex occurs there.

(Does this mean Second Life is also a CASE tool?)

by dsimms January 9, 2009

Female Tool

tool

1. A woman with a hugely over-inflated ego who does everything for attention

2. A woman whose ego far exceeds her talent, intelligence, or likeability and is clueless of the fact

3. My man's ex-girlfriend

"For 35 years old she sure posts a lot of selfies..."
"Yeah, that's because she is a female tool."

by SarcasticScarlet June 9, 2018

Tool donkey

A complete social degenerate. A fool who is completely oblivious that he is a total schmuck. A blabber mouth with nothing worthwhile to say who talk too much.

I know of this total tool donkey whose name I can not say because we all know who this person is. Tool donkeys get under your skin at an alarmingly fast pace.

by Scott Mc Daniels August 13, 2011