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Tom Cruise

A Dip Shit. An advocate of the ineptly named Scientology (formed by an former science fiction writer), which chooses to ignore the sciences of Sociology and Psychology in order to please a few of its most wealthy contributors.

My psychiatric advice for Tom is that he should stick to mediocre acting in mediocre movies. Heres to you dieing of a drug OD sometime soon :).
Here we see Tom out of his natural habitat, doing a live interview with Matt Lauer. Notice how eloquent he is.

TOM CRUISE: No. No. Abs-- Matt, that is-- the-- post-- now-- now, you're talking about two different things.


Once more... Tom flexes his intellectual muscles.

TOM CRUISE: Okay. So, now you look at-- and you go okay. A-- a departure from that ideal scene is someone taking drugs, okay. And then you go, okay. What is the theory and the science behind that, that justifies that?
by Snappy July 6, 2005
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Tom Hanks

Arguably one of the best actor to ever see the face of the planet.

Starred in such films as BIG, Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, Apollo 13, Road to perdition, Cast Away...
Born in California, Tom Hanks grew up in what he calls a 'fractured' family. His parents were pioneers in the development of marriage dissolution law in that state, and Tom moved around a lot, living with a succession of step-families. No problems, no abuse, no alcoholism, just a confused childhood. He had no acting experience in college, and in fact credits the fact that he couldn't get cast in a college play with actually starting his career - he went downtown, auditioned for a community theater play, was invited by the director of that play to go to Cleveland, and there his acting career started. He met his second wife, actress Rita Wilson on the set of the movie Volunteers (1985) - they have two children and Tom has another son and daughter by his first wife. In 1996 he made his first step behind the camera, directing as well as starring and writing the film That Thing You Do! (1996).

-From imdb.com
by RestedMind September 21, 2005
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Tom Felton

The actor who plays Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies. Smokin hot. Can sing with his sexy accent.
Tom Felton has Feltbeats on Youtube where you can check out his songs.
by DeathoftheEndless March 27, 2009
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floor tom

a drum used in a drumset that is placed on a floor. its the most crucial of the drums, no matter what anybody tries to tell you.
That floor tom breakdown needed more floor tom
by Edddddddddddddddddddd July 5, 2005
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Tom-man

Tom-man: 1.) A Tom-man is a Tomboy that has grown up and is now an adult thus changing from being a tomboy into a tom-man.

2.) A grown woman that as a child was referred to as a tomboy because of how she acted like “one of the guys” that is now a woman over the age of 18 now being an adult but still just “one of the guys” there by making the “transition” from a tomboy into a tom-man.
Charlie was such a tomboy when she was younger,always climbing trees and being rough and getting dirty, but now that she’s an adult over 18 and still doing similar things like working on cars and building stuff and getting dirty, she is now what’s called a Tom-man.
by Dr. Cowabunga May 25, 2019
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tom's in town

Time Of the Month.
It's a difficult thing to understand girl talk.

You're getting there. Just don't piss her off.
Andrew: damn why are u in a such a fucking bad mood today!
Sara: Didn't you hear asshole? Tom's in town!
by Karenlovestigers February 18, 2009
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Dirty Tom

The act of eating her out and fingering her ass whilst she rubs her face with your balls and calls you daddy
"Me and the gf tried the dirty tom last night. She shat on my finger!"
by Squampy69 September 7, 2020
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