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Beef Jerky

The action of jerking off without and lube, hence the dryness of the meat
Yeah, I went beef jerky the other day and got friction burn on my dick
by Sikey1312 March 7, 2018
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oot the beef

a phrase used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is/was just simply amazing. mainly used by Scots, but anyone from anywhere is allowed to use it.
jock: AW MAN, THAT PARTY WAS AMAZINNNNN'
boaby: AYE, IT WAS PURE OOT THE BEEF!
jock: say whut, now?
boaby: IT WAS OOT THE BEEF!!
jock: WOOOOOOOOP
by outofthebeeflads August 29, 2010
mugGet the oot the beefmug.

jizzy beef

The name of a girl who works at Legoland in Village Green. And she has man hands.
Hey Jizzy Beef, you wanna go on lunch together?
by lalalalenis January 28, 2009
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Ground Beef

what happens when when a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and shreds your dick
your girl gave me a blowjob last night and i woke up with ground beef !
by Jerimiah The Jigaboo April 23, 2015
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Beef strokinoff

To stroke ones beef with a fearsome hunger.
Beef strokinoff as used in a typical dialogue between an adolescent boy and his clueless mother. Mom- "Tommy can you come join the family for dinner?" Tommy-"I'd rather not mommy I'm having quite a delightful feast of beefstrokinoff at the moment "
by Chrisbycreme25 October 1, 2015
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beef boner

1. a butcher or meatcutter; a member of the Beef Boners union.

2. an erect penis.
1. My father is a proud beef boner.

2. My father has a proud beef boner.
by Joe Bone March 22, 2005
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beef and brocolli

Green and brown 3 quarter timbs which got it's nickname in NYC for their colors. The originals were always green and brown up until 98 when they started to flip the colors. Now you must specify the color when describing your beef and brocs. For instance...
Yo, I just picked up the blue and grey beef and brocolli timbs to go with the Yankee fitted...
by Rob Black the dude November 10, 2006
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