tinder bittle

An adorable chick that is of age (over 18), but looks like she is younger than 18.

Dam man! Look at that tinder bittle at 12 o'clock.

by FunnyFlirtyThirty June 1, 2018

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Tinker AFB

A low tide base with unbelievable community support.

I only like Tinker AFB because of the people around the base.

by Oil Filter February 27, 2019

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Tinder Whale

Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.

Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale

by Wildcard_5_ March 5, 2019

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This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+

Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.

by Stoney69 March 23, 2019

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TinderBalls/ChipotleDick

The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.

BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.

by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 3, 2019

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