My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself

Possibly the best non-joke pickup line of all time

Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.

by Smeeagain October 31, 2011

It's A Jersey Thing

When you, or someone, do something insanely stupid and pointless (usually aggressive behavior) that there's no need for an explanation.

Also, if someone complains about their appearance way too much than is ever needed.

Guy1: Why did the guy make a big deal out of his skin color not being too Orange & start a huge fight with everyone?

Guy2: ... It's A Jersey Thing.

by LogicalPsycho2323 October 17, 2010

"THINGAMAJIGGER''

Anything thing,component,part,piece,item etc....that you cannot remember the name for...that's it right there!! this ''THINGAMAJIGGER''...excuse me but your THINGAMAJIGGER is hanging out!!! THING-A- MA- JIGGER....

This is the "THINGAMAJIGGER" right here!!!.... No!! do not touch that "THINGAMAJIGGER''....If you buy this "THINGAMAJIGGER" it will fit right in!!

by ''UNCLE DARE DARE'' December 31, 2009

one time thing

It's only gonna happen once.
If it already happened then it's not happening ever again.

Kid 1 : Yo why was your sister with us today?
Kid 2: Man idek but listen that's a one time thing, all right?

by 1360s March 14, 2016

washing machine thing

washing machine thing is when your step sis or step mom gets stuck in the washer/dryer and you fuck them

Step mom: hey son, can you get me out of the washer

Step son: Sure mom let me just poke you in your ass with this thing

Step mom: ok is it the washing machine thing

Step son: YES

by gotermoter1013 December 18, 2019

twisty thing

the "twisty thing" is an act preformed during a blow job in which the mouth, which is working on the head, moves in the opposite direction of the hand that is also working the shaft.

Ira did the twisty thing for a hour and a half ... it was excellent, I think he is going platinum.

by desagy November 29, 2003

Thinging

Basically when two people are together, without the official title. Includes relationship-like habits, but an individual caught up in "a thing" with someone is technically single. It is often the step before a relationship.

1. PersonA: are John and Sarah dating?

PersonB: They have a thing / thinging.

2. Sarah: why are you talking to Jasmine all the time?
John: chill out, you're not my girlfriend, I do what I want.

by Baqala April 13, 2014