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waffle strudel

When you pull out from fucking a bitch and nut all over her mid-section/face. Looks just like the pastry; right after it pops out of the toaster and you drizzle the frosting all over it.
"Daddy knows how to pull out and waffle strudel them motherfuckers" - Gissanator
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waffle ironed

stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed
"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now"
"Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"
by JewLay April 19, 2010
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Thot Waffle

The absolute worse guy/girl you can meet. Basically the encarnation of lucifer.
Omg that guy is such a thot waffle.
by TwM234 April 14, 2017
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Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.
"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023
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Helga Waffle

The act of expelling mast amount of waffles out of ones vagina.
by WitchDr_SL November 19, 2017
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Floor waffle

A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.
Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.
by Lightly used napkin March 7, 2022
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Chocolate Waffle

When you shit in the shower and proceed to stomp it down the drain, making look like a waffle with the shit being the chocolate.
Oi boys surely we leave a chocolate waffle in this public shower.
by Blundabus May 12, 2022
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